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i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video
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Outfit I saw on a teenage white boy at the airport yesterday
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My friend watered my plants while I was away and I guess she redecorated. What the hell is this
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Jun 14
Air Canada in flight entertainment includes Maron special where he describes in detail imagining his plane crashing when he’s on one. Great, thanks
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chanel retweeted
Jun 13
man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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Jun 12
Scrolled too fast I thought this was Lestat
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Jun 12
She tore
Jun 11
What having a girlfriend is like today after the Knicks game last night
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Jun 11
RT @riskierjester: I’m not even trying to be mean but if I didn’t know better I’d think this was an ita bag of a mass shooter 😭😭😭💀
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chanel retweeted
Jun 9
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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if a girl said this in 2008 they’d take you out back and shoot you
Jun 8
why does everyone want dresses with pockets? putting stuff in a dress pocket makes the dress look worse and i usually have too much stuff to carry so id need a bag anyway
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why doesn't the big spongebob eat the sma-oh..... dear god
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Anthony Head, best known for TV roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso and Little Britain, dies aged 72 bbc.in/4g2M45Z
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Jun 4
Burger patty so thin it’s trying to be the damn sacramental bread
Jun 2
In-N-Out owner refuses to remove Bible Verses from their items despite backlash.
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Conner O’Malley
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