I have these socks that say “daddy.” I’m afraid to wear them at the gym in case they send the wrong signal that I’m looking for a daddy. I wonder at what point they will signal that I AM a daddy — the peer of other daddies, which is what ive felt like since I was about 19.
Ever time I see “WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA” written out, I hear in my head “I’m the worst girl in America” in Meg stalter’s voice. Which is not a song on the album, but that shows you how memorable I thought that Slayyter album was.
Every Ariana Grande tik tok: “U don’t understand I would eat glass for this woman” or “if you post her concert footage you’re encouraging eating disorders”
Every Gaga tik tok: “did you know the Black Jesus Amen Fashion choreo actually works really well for Jewels ‘n Drugs?”