Former Up-and-comer. (Don’t worry, I already up-and-came.) Award-winning comedy writer.
Joined April 2009
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9 Nov 2018
CraveTV shortened their name (like I should have done in 2004) but they didn't shorten my special, still available, and still heartbreakingly brilliant.
25 May 2018
Adulting is hard.
Graham Chittenden: Reluctant Adult, a new CraveTV Original Stand-Up special, is now streaming. @grahamchit
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12 Apr 2023
Part of me hates when people only use social media to brag, but part of me won an award. If I can live with the hypocrisy, so can you.
11 Apr 2023
Congratulations to the writing team of “Still Standing,” winners of Best Writing, Factual, for “Oxford, NS.” @CBC @CBC_Publicity #CdnScreenAwards
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19 Jan 2023
Canada didn’t say you can’t have 15 drinks per week, it’s just not one of their Top Ten Health Hacks anymore.
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19 Jan 2023
Keep in mind these are the same people who spent the Nineties insisting that I should drink a bunch of milk everyday.
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26 May 2020
We went and done did it again. #CdnScreenAwards
26 May 2020
The winner of Best Writing, Factual is the team behind @stillstandingtv @cbc @cbccomedy @FranticFilms1. Congratulations! #CdnScreenAwards.
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4 May 2020
The only virtual comedy show you need to see.
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15 Apr 2020
Listen to me debate boat ownership with the runaway train that is Sean Cullen.
15 Apr 2020
Hey NL! “Cashier vs. Self-Checkout & Own a Boat” w/ @NikkiPayne, @patrickledwell, @MrSeanCullen and @grahamchit airs today at 3:30pm! For those unable to listen live, click the link below for waves of laughter!
cbc.ca/1.5281778
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31 Mar 2020
This was more relevant in the time of live gatherings, but it’s still very fun because @ThaFloatingHead is a great opponent/human being.
HAVE A LISTEN.
31 Mar 2020
When dining out, is a booth superior to a table? Tomorrow,
@grahamchit serves up big laughs arguing against booths being the best!
cbc.ca/1.5121382
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31 Mar 2020
Now that so many comics have been humbled by the world-changing situation of COVID-19, it's time to tell those same comics: You've been using the word "humbled" incorrectly.
WRONG:
"Look, I won a big award. So humbled."
RIGHT:
"Sold a Genie Award to buy Uber Eats. Humbled."
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22 Mar 2020
Tiger King is more unlike Lion King than the title suggests, but a solid and weird watch all the same.
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17 Mar 2020
Despite all that’s happened, I still don’t want to hear about your trip to Italy.
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17 Mar 2020
If you want to know how you can help self-employed artists during this time, here are some ways:
1. Big bag o’ money on my front porch.
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7 Feb 2020
I’ve done lots of shows, but I’m rarely part of a promo code. Don’t waste this chance.
5 Feb 2020
Just a couple days away from @HamONWinterfest's Comedy Night with @grahamchit @GavinbStephens @amy_bugg & @PatCoppolino ! Use promocode LevityBonus to save 25% at hamiltonwinterfest.ca!
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Graham retweeted
15 Jan 2020
Take a seat and get ready for “Booth vs. Table & Stupid Questions” w/ @ThaFloatingHead, @grahamchit, @chrislockeworld and @courtgilmour airing today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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Graham retweeted
15 Jan 2020
Do your ears want a break from bad news? Well I debate @grahamchit (hilarious) about "tables vs booths" and @courtneyjgilmour (hilarious) debates @chrislockeworld (hilarious) about "Stupid Questions" today at 11:30! It's gonna be a comedy dust up! cbc.ca/radio/thedebaters
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19 Dec 2019
It was a magical way to kick off the holidays - sweaters, friends, dogs, arguing, dietary excess disguised as self love. Merry Christmas, Everyone!
17 Dec 2019
THANK YOU to our audiences, venues, crews, and everyone that made our 2019 Holiday Tour the best yet. Special mention to @patterballs, @DeAnne_Smith, and @grahamchit for rocking the house every night. Happy Holidays, everyone!
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Graham retweeted
28 Nov 2019
A fun first act here in @Centre_Square! We’ve got @patterballs kicking off the second act and @DeAnne_Smith and @grahamchit waiting for their second debate of the night.
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Graham retweeted
27 Nov 2019
Alberta and BC have cast their votes, now it's Ontario's turn! We're off to #Kitchener, #London, #Hamilton, #Kingston, #Ottawa, and #Mississauga. Join your host, @patterballs, with @grahamchit and @DeAnne_Smith, for a night of holiday-filled hilarity. DebatersLive.com
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Graham retweeted
26 Nov 2019
Thank you, @winspearcentre, for what we’re sure is going to be a highlight of this tour!
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Graham retweeted
19 Nov 2019
The stage is set and we’re 20 minutes away from the show. @grahamchit and @DeAnne_Smith will square off in two heated (and hilarious) debates. @patterballs hosts!
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