writer / wrestling fan / renowned homosexual
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4 Aug 2025
I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches.
(I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)
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picking this out of the criterion closet
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Let’s revisit why Laurie has 4 Emmys! 😂
Happy Birthday to 4x Emmy and 3x Tony-winning actress Laurie Metcalf.
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Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal
Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are getting divorced after nearly 10 years of marriage.
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This is just like the egg thing. They invented an arbitrary marker to measure how great of a job they’re doing vs the last guy — and are now being forced to go to comical lengths in a fight against nature to not look dumb.
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Possibly the funniest pan in the history of film.
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She’s so Mars Attacks. Literally who else is doing it like her.
yes master, do you like my plastic platinum helmet that’s so hard it’s like an extension of my skull
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My time has cum.
Jun 16
i love to see how gay cinema keeps growing and growing it feels like being gay is so hot in film right now
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his wife is cheating and he’s getting divorced. Doctor says, "That’s easy. Gas station has pills and beer. Go and get some and listen to jelly roll. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But doctor...I am Jelly Roll.”
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Bro went from handsome to a created skater on tony hawk underground 🥴
#LoveYourself
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ALT It's Charlie the Asexual. Charlie's friends ask "hi Charlie, want to go to the orgy?" Charlie, sitting comfortably, waves them away and says "haha no. I'll just stay home. You scamps go on ahead." Charlie sits silently in the room, pleasant, unbothered.
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"School night"
Jun 15
I can’t believe these UFC highlights I’m walking up to. Why’d they do this at like midnight on a school night.
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There is an alarming epidemic of unemployed adult men over 40 in this country
Supergirl Movie toys on clearance before the movie has even released!!! Wow! #SUPERGIRL
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Jun 16
Plus side of being super busy and also exercising is I actually get tired at night again, what a treat.
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Jun 16
You know what, it not being hot as fucking balls tonight is probably helping.
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Jun 16
I know grown men that still throw out a “Triggered much!?” at the slightest disagreement with MAGA bullshit and I find it astoundingly pathetic every single time.
Like I dunno man, you’re an adult, I don’t think the joke is on me.
Gutfeld on Josh Hokit: We enjoy it when you’re upset. That guy is a troll. We get it. It's not our fault that you don’t.
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Gene Hackman had one of the craziest celebrity deaths ever and yet it is somehow not even in the top two craziest celebrity deaths of 2025
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I’m about to show this to my psychiatrist and ask for this like I’m at the barbershop
Jun 12
"Can we get you guys to stop?
Ye politely responds to excited fans then greets them with a smile as he and his wife Bianca exit their hotel in the country of Georgia ahead of his concert in Tbilisi today. 🇬🇪
🎥 dr_natalyazubareva/Instagram
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Jesus dude
Jun 15
Just being 100% honest with all of you:
The relief and joy I feel right now is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.
So if you’re looking for negative Nancy coverage of this event go elsewhere. I got nothing but happiness in my heart right now.
Just sitting back and enjoying the scenes. ✌️ and ❤️
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