Living life about a 1/4 mile at a time.

Joined March 2009
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25 Aug 2021
Remembering the @jamesblake show I attended at @theTroubadour in like 2011 where @grantklein trolled nearby fans in the dance pit by screaming how much he was “enjoying this @JamesBlunt concert”. Classic.
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Grant retweeted
15 Nov 2019
just to clarify, how will this be delivered?
🚨 RT for a chance to win this signed @MylesLGarrett mini helmet! 🚨 Rules: brow.nz/IhoyTl
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Grant retweeted
"Market price" for avocado toast has to be the most L.A. thing to have ever L.A.-ed.
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Grant retweeted
26 Oct 2016
Your last chance to enter! Don’t miss out on pizza, drinks & football with me and Tom Brady. We’ll bring Matt, too. bit.ly/2dVzHH4
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Grant retweeted
7 Sep 2016
Missed our big launch news? Here it is in 107 seconds. Don't blink.
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tbh @Medium's update log is 💯
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2 Aug 2016
My fav thing about the human race is that fake jog/walk people do at the end of crosswalks. U know that's been happening for 1000s of years.
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23 Jul 2016
The @SicarioMovie soundtrack is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Makes me feel like Darth Vader is a drug lord and he's gonna murder me. @zeech
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22 Jul 2016
Really looking forward to all the pics of car thermometer readings today.
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Grant retweeted
My neighbor rn @grantklein
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27 Apr 2016
You know when you've been in advertising too long when you leave work while the sun is still up and you feel guilty.
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7 Mar 2016
My kids grew up before the Disney DVD finished its previews.
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3 Mar 2016
Keyword there is living. Probs is dead x.com/adamdaniells/status/70…

Is it weird that the guy living behind me still has his Christmas tree up? Anyone?
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Physicists are still debating how this was possible. es.pn/1PKvQIl

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This is why agencies exist... Uber CEO Travis Kalanick personally helped design the new logo, and it shows theverge.com/2016/2/2/108987… via verge
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6 Jan 2016
I can only handle one grandma phone call a day.
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23 Dec 2015
Everybody wants your money.
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19 Dec 2015
Maybe if I use a galaxy preset on this mediocre photo it will look cool. -Instagram Photographers