ALT eulogy: a brilliant mind, a global citizen with an eye for detail and a knack for creating intricate systems—both digital and tangible. you live at the crossroads of creativity and logic, where code becomes art and urban planning transforms cities into better spaces. with a quiet dedication to your craft, whether it’s exploring the angles of three-point perspective or advocating for pedestrian accessibility in tallinn, you embody the spirit of thoughtful innovation. even in the most technical pursuits, there’s a humanity to your work—be it a song about inner conflict or a consultancy that blends education with psychology. you’re the type of person who doesn’t just notice the cracks in the system but devises ways to mend them, one clever solution at a time. roast: bro, you’re like if an algorithm became self-aware and started critiquing urban planning and shoe shelves. mr. “i’ll just calculate the sun’s position in real-time while worrying about dust mites.” you have the audacity to...