On a winding road.
Joined July 2007
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14 Oct 2016
Saw this license plate and immediately wanted to know if I was parked next to an Air Force Dad or just a man who is dad af.
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18 Nov 2022
If you want to find me after Twitter, I’ll be in the metaverse, said nobody anywhere.
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18 Nov 2022
It turns out I have hundreds of unsent drafts. Please stand by.
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18 Nov 2022
Financial advisor asked what my long-term financial goals are. Simple:
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3. Profit
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18 Nov 2022
Starting to wonder if we didn't want to get together with other people, we just wanted the choice not to.
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