Where the hell is South Park when you need them?

June, in Calgary.

Name the title of the Olivia Newton John song that is playing on the radio, on the beach, before the Kittner kid is eaten, in the movie JAWS.

Name 3 movies from the 70’s that were presented in SENSURROUND.

Chicken Bologna Sucks.

Today, a judge has thrown out the Alberta separatist petition because Danielle Smith’s UCP government failed in its legal duty to consult First Nations. I want to thank the fearless First Nations who stood up and led this fight against separatism – not just for their nations, but for all Albertans and for Canadians. Specifically, thank you to the Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation, the Blackfoot Confederacy, and Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation, for fighting for our country with your time and money. First Nations are not alone, as the vast majority of Albertans stand alongside them, opposed to a costly, divisive exercise. This referendum violates treaty rights, it would cost Albertans hundreds of millions of dollars, and is now tied to serious public safety concerns thanks to the largest data breach in Alberta’s history. The Premier says that she’s exploring other ideas. Here’s an idea, Premier: call off the referendum and put this to bed. This petition is dead. This referendum is dead. For the premier to spend taxpayer time and money to resurrect it, would prove what we’ve always known: she’s a separatist. Accept the court’s decision. Nobody is above the law – and certainly not this Premier. Albertans are proud Canadians and want nothing more than to move on from this and focus on the things that really matter.

It's about the fandom. It's about the togetherness. It's a family. #EarpFest #WynonnaEarp

Dear Donald J. Trump, I do not believe Sir that you are going to Heaven. You really don’t believe that either, do you?

If one more person… Walks up to me… And says, “ Hey! Did you know you look just like Steve Bannon?!” I am gonna put em right on their fuckin ass.

Can’t eat popcorn anymore because it makes my tummy feel funny. Goodbye popcorn. You were a good friend to me. Just another indignity of growing older. Fuck.

Panama hats are not from Panama. They’re from Ecuador.

I’m tired of reading stories about what Trump has done. For once I’d like to see a story about what’s being done about Trump.

Well… I didn’t get very much done today… But it’s been a good Friday.

The remaining 92% of the as yet unreleased Epstein files must be absolutely devastating for Donald Trump given that his latest ‘Look over there’ distraction is to bomb Venezuela’s capital Caracas without any approval from Congress

Peace on Earth, and Good Will towards People. 🎅🎄🎅❤️

My apartment looks like the lobby of a Las Vegas casino…at Christmas.

This is what Santa gave me about 55 years ago. Best Christmas ever!

Dear Tim Hortons. “Pizza” is not a “Holiday Meal”. Go F yourself.