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Muse tickets costing around £150, they can honestly get so far to fuck
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20 years ago today, Grace was evicted from Big Brother after which she threw water over Suzie, called her and Aisleyne moose's and came out to the loudest boos in history. Proper television #BBUK
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England, it’s time. 🎙️ @stormzy
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The way I want an Austin Powers 4 more than Shrek 5
Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.
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Bullet For My Valentine released Tears Don't Fall on this day two decades ago.

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‘I’ve Got Cancer’: Emotional Jeremy Clarkson Leaves Fans in Tears. Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he is battling an aggressive form of cancer, and the news has left fans across the country genuinely heartbroken. The former Top Gear and The Grand Tour presenter shared the devastating diagnosis during the final episodes of Clarkson’s Farm Season 5. In one of the most emotional moments ever seen on the show, Clarkson sat down with Charlie Ireland and Kaleb Cooper to discuss plans for the upcoming harvest before quietly dropping the bombshell. “I’ve got cancer.” A stunned Kaleb immediately replied: “No, you haven’t. Where?” Clarkson explained that after a medical examination and biopsy, doctors had discovered an aggressive form of cancer. While it had been caught early, treatment could not wait and would fall right in the middle of harvest season. Fighting back emotion, he admitted he had hoped to get through the harvest first before beginning treatment, but that simply wasn’t possible. The father-of-three revealed he would need surgery and that his body would be “out of action for a little while”, something he clearly wasn’t thrilled about. One of the most moving moments came when Kaleb, visibly upset, put farming aside and told his friend: “Look after yourself. If you need anything, just ring.” Later, Clarkson reflected on what had been an incredibly difficult year. “So we started the year and I had coronary heart disease and ended it with me with cancer.” Despite everything, he still tried to lift the mood, telling those around him not to dwell on the bad things and instead focus on the positives. As the episodes aired, fans flooded social media with messages of support. “Praying for Jeremy and his family.” “Stay strong Jeremy, you’ve got this.” “We’ve been with you for 20 years and we’ll be with you for 20 more.” “We can’t lose Jeremy.” And that probably sums up how millions feel. Love him or hate him, Jeremy Clarkson has been a fixture on British television for decades. He’s made people laugh, argue, cheer, shout at the television and, more recently, given millions a new appreciation for the struggles facing farmers. Seeing him emotional, vulnerable and lying in a hospital bed was a stark reminder that illness does not care how famous, successful or wealthy someone is. Here’s hoping the treatment works, the recovery is swift, and Jeremy is soon back doing what he does best — annoying bureaucrats, winding people up, and making millions laugh. ❤️ Get well soon, Jeremy. Britain is rooting for you.
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Our @FIFAWorldCup journey starts here! 🦁
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Trent Alexander-Arnold watching Trevor Chalobah get called up to the England squad. 👀😂
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Believe
One day 🙏🏿 #Believe
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Trevoh Chalobah has been added to the England squad for the 2026 World Cup! 🦁
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Welcome back to the #ThreeLions squad, @TrevohChalobah! 🤝
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Let it all work out! 💙 #CFC
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Tom Holland confirms that he and Zendaya are married. “I found my person. She’s my best friend, and I’m the happiest I ever have been when I’m with her.” (Source: esquire.com/uk/culture/film/…)
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Claudia Rodri, Cucurella’s wife on IG 🥲💙
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Arsenal fans when they visit Chelsea's trophy cabinet 😂😂😂

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Gutted about this not gonna lie
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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LEWIS HAMILTON’S FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI!! 🔥
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Elite GIF

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Card number 3, my lord!
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