I'm always up to some stupid thing or another.
Joined May 2009
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13 May 2022
I heard Elon Musk was gonna start deleting accounts with no activity, so I thought I should probably say hello. Also, billionaires are just awesome.
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28 Mar 2022
Okay bad comparison on my part. I was trying to make a point but it doesn't matter. FYI, i didn't think the joke was brilliant. I said Chris Rock is brilliant. I still do and we don't deserve his brilliance. Please continue to defend physical assault. It says so much.
28 Mar 2022
The other disgraceful performance last night came from the attendees in the theater who normalized Will Smith’s outrageous behavior.
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3 Jun 2015
Great time last week with @SpredTheDub Here's a clip of them performing 'So Sad' in 360 degree video: littlstar.com/videos/005ba8a…
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6 May 2015
Woo hoo! Great day for VSN! x.com/eMergeAmericas/status/…
21 Apr 2015
What a view! ...and good thing the camera floats! x.com/LaGuiracom/status/5902…
20 Apr 2015
@BloombergTV @cnnbrk @FOXTV First 360 action cam in space: youtu.be/_JeMjBO5ahw camera fell 75,000 feet. The parachute did not open!
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20 May 2011
Just found out it's the end of the world tomorrow. No wonder I can't get a tee time.
14 Jul 2010
is in a airport lounge in Bogota @ 1am drinking pinot noir from dixie cups watching a Kevin Bacon movie w Colombian women dressed in leather
26 Jun 2010
Genesee beer or Wine-in-a-box: tough decision for cocktail hour at Grandma Pages.
26 Jun 2010
finished smores around the campfire and is out in a moonlit field with Callie catching fireflies and putting them in a jar.
13 Jun 2010
is amazed at how long it is taking to get to Oregon. I think the pioneers made better time than this.
3 Jun 2010
Is at a customer dinner in Thailand with two guys named Shitsak and Turdsak. Some names just don't translate well.
31 Jan 2010
ran the Miami ING half-marathon this morning. And am now flying to Tel-Aviv in coach. Brilliant travel planning on my part.
10 Dec 2009
is in Buenos Aires consuming large amounts of red meat, cheese, and wine. And Lipitor.
28 Nov 2009
put up Xmas lights on the palm trees today with Calissa. Except for almost hanging her, it was a great father-daughter bonding activity.