Technophile and self-described 'swell guy,' I live in the Knoxville, TN area with my wife and four kids. I am a multimedia developer and Microsoft MVP.
Joined August 2007
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26 Apr 2024
No, I'm not THAT Greg. (Unless you owe him money.)
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy – but they do mix a mean cocktail. @spacebar_knox
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You guys realize Elon Musk is essentially Peter Weyland, right?
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What did we even do before #ai? ✨
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Craig Federighi removes one more top shirt button for every new version of iOS. #WWDC26
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Pets, I've gathered you all here in the kitchen today to watch me eat this turkey sandwich.
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Cocktails and dinner @knoxfarmacy
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So, when I said I wanted a threesome, you guys knew I was talking about me, my wife, and a cheesecake, right?
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The hardest part about being Superman is living in a world that feels like everything is made of wet toilet paper.
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Lesser-known Subway job roles:
✅ Senior Sandwich Analyst
✅ Vegetable Support Technician
✅ VP of Meatball Informatics
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A simple mnemonic to remember the months is the name "Jason Djfmamj."
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This is the date night.
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Had a great time supporting our medical training program and catching up with @teamhealth colleagues at NMLC.
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Say what you will about Florida, but I've been here often and not once to Nebraska, so they must be doing something right.
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Pareidolia is particularly awkward at airport urinals.
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Stopped by one of those baby changing stations and traded a toddler for two puppies and a kitten.
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I'm officially "excited about my new garage door opener" years old.
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Highway to the danger zone
Exit ramp to the danger zone
Traffic light to the danger zone
Parking lot to the danger zone
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Microsoft Copilot and Microsoft 365 Copilot need to be just a single app. There I said it.
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Little known fact: Jesus was available for glamour shots in the early '90s.
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