You forgot declines in aerobic fitness and strength of our nations youth - give the blues their dues!
The Conservative Olympic legacy:
🏊♀ 105 swimming pools drained
🏃♂ 12 athletics tracks closed
⛹♀ 361 sports halls shut
⚽ 817 grass pitches sold off
We have had some increases though: childhood obesity is UP, as is the number of kids not doing regular exercise.