Impose your will, Tempt your fate, Live your life, and Ask questions later!
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19 Jan 2025
It’s crazy every NFL team individually has raised more money for LA than Gavin Pewsome and the Mecca of Anti America! Id fly that flag full staff too!
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16 Jan 2025
An autographed picture of Saquon Barkley “reverse hurdling” is more rare than a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant. Just saying! 🤷🏽♂️
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19 Apr 2024
Numbers don’t lie!
Aliens, Maybe. Lochness monster
Possibly. Flat earth Possibly .01%. Big foot .5%. Michelle Obama a man 51-76%. Picture of Michelle Obama pregnant, .0000 (Rarer than a Honus Wagner). Democratic Party trafficking of children 89.7% OJ killing Nicole…… 100%
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7 Jan 2024
They should have done the Epstein Island list release at the Golden Globes considering most of them would be attending. #EpsteinClientList #hollywood
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5 Jan 2024
Social Media is just an “Imaginary friend” for late millennials and Gen Z.
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25 Oct 2023
Foreign Armies stocking up on ammunition and weapons! From what I’ve heard they’ve switched to sling shots and a can of Planters Peanuts.
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30 Oct 2022
#LiamHemsworth playing the Witcher is gonna be equivalent to Joe Biden Playing President. #thewitcher
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25 May 2022
Ms. Marvel aka Kamala has one trailer and more air time than othe Kamala. 🤷🏽♂️
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20 May 2022
Only town to let Jersey Shore 2.0 film.
Cliffwood beach
First day……
Cast member #1…. “Hey what’s your birthstone”?
Cast member #2
“Crystal meth”!
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24 Mar 2021
Dear president Biden,
If you want me to take the vaccine you’re going to have to come upstairs and make me! Salutations from the 2nd floor, Nico
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18 Dec 2020
One for my NY peeps!
Who killed grandma? I’d definitely wasn’t Santa Clause!
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