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Joined July 2022
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It’s Jerry’s world and I’m just living in it baby! #superbowlbound @dallascowboys

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My stomach is in knots this morning after turning on the news. Wishing that we could live in a world without terrorism. My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone on the Rock Yacht 3 🙏
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✅2 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom Aspen timeshare ✅2019 Rav 4 with OnStar ✅The tub at a crisp 102, the OJ at room temp What you categorize as luxuries, I would consider routine 🤷
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Next time you are enjoying your 2 for 1 crab cakes at Long John Silvers, I suggest you take a moment to honor the men who wrestled with Poseidon to provide that meal. Crab for thought.
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Tacoma Goblins retweeted
23 Nov 2024
MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD
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Wendy’s krabby patty this. Wendy’s pineapple frosty that. When are we gunna start talking about these @Wendys saucy nuggets? 🤔
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After a Trimble trillion dollar deal, we are proud to announce the newest Tacoma turtles owner. Chester scummins! Proud to have you at the helm! #shellup
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Seattle can keeps its climate pledge arena. The only things I pledge allegiance to is the flag, quality sirloin, and the Dome of Tacoma 😤🇺🇸 @LilTunechi @TacomaDome
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Won big at the Emerald Queen and could help throwing a couple chips towards this grass fed beef. Everyone at the slots wanted a taste! Will be back for another.
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How lucky we are to be alive right now
A ‘TRANSFORMERS’ & ‘G.I. JOE’ crossover movie is officially happening.
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To remain stagnant is a mortal sin in my book. Adapt, evolve, attack:
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Tacoma Goblins retweeted
11 Feb 2024
Going to consume some bud light limes tonight
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Went over to Nordstroms for some more boot cut denim when I decided to make a stop at the cafe. Who knew such impeccable sirloin was hiding right behind the perfume department. If anybody ever tells you that you can’t have it all, have them give me a ring. 9/10
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BREAKING: Seattle Seahawks are hiring Mike Macdonald as their new HC, per @Schultz_Report
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The city of stars IS SO BACK BB! Thoughts and prayers go out to the rest of the NFC West🙏 Better luck next year chumps! #TheRamaissance is in full effect now.
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Rams to sign QB Carson Wentz. (via @TomPelissero)
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All I’m saying is that Josh Dobbs would be a pass rushers worst nightmare if you covered that guy in baby oil. He is already allusive as hell AND the guy is smooth as a Sea Lion. Would literally be unsackable!
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