America runs on beer zyns and diesel
Joined November 2020
- Tweets 525
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12 Jul 2022
If you’re my future employer and you find this account.. you didn’t
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Apr 13
I’ve seen the same girl on hinge at least 5 times idk who’s got issues me or her
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Apr 6
I just seen @brett_kehn try and facefuck a poster of Kirby Smart in the bathroom of a Dairy Queen
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Feb 20
Also rn @Mista_L5P is quivering like a 6th grader asking a 10th grader to prom rn trying to come up with a post
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Feb 20
There was this one woman one time who told me I was attractive then said I looked liked her dad. The second comment made it more awkward than saying you too when you get told to have a good workout at the gym
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Feb 20
There’s some feller in this establishment I think he claims to be named Keenan. Feller is scaring the hoes more than a 6 year old in a a haunted house
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Feb 20
1 beer or 31 beers I’m still the baddest motherfucker out of Stevenville Texas
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Feb 16
Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, another year of seeing mfs post women I’d be embarrassed to
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Jan 1
If you need me today don’t I’ve got a hangover that’s ringing my bell like a steam train leaving the station
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27 Dec 2025
I really hate mfs who are broke as a shattered mirror pulling women who deserve better
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27 Dec 2025
I do more wrong than a blind man in a strip club who listened to the intro of cold 45 one few many times
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27 Dec 2025
If she entertains 2 other dudes she more run through than the Gatlinburg tunnel
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18 Dec 2025
Imagine talking about vacuuming my pork sword just to say you’re not over your ex
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18 Dec 2025
Listening to Treaty oak talco tapes feels like smoking a cigarette with no tobacco in it
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