It matters not how a hamster signs a lease.

So it's better my sweet That we hover like bees Because there's no sure footing

Allow me to be the first to congratulate the MAGA morons, who spent years howling about the $1.7B that Obama returned to Iran. Your 4D chess master is handing Iran $300B, to open the Strait of Hormuz, that Obama kept open for free. Brilliant!

Hey Markwayne Mullin…. did you know Trump wants to reward the thugs for making you shit your pants Jan 6th?

fucking conrail

Anyone know where Donald and Melania went to church today?

Let 'em hear it, @Dan_Dunleavy‼️ #LetsGoBuffalo

Stay out of the box

4-2 is @COZITV! So missed this station. Glad it's back in #Buffalon @news4buffalo

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The same people who say you have TDS think worshiping a golden statue of Donald Trump is totally normal.

Kaiden Guhle, younger brother of former Sabres prospect, Brendan Guhle. Mile Matheson, husband of Getzville native and @NWHLBeauts defender Emily Pfalzer. #letsgobuffalo

The women’s bathroom at work closed for construction, so I used the men’s room because biology doesn’t care about policy. I warned the first guy who walked in. He shrugged. “No problem.” By noon, half the office was sharing one bathroom. Women knocked. Men skipped the urinals. Everyone adapted in about five minutes. No fights. No scandals. No trauma. Turns out most “bathroom issues” disappear the moment grown adults start acting like grown adults.

"College Radio For Adults". This adult wouldn't have Mumford And Sons on my college Radio station.

Please won't you be my Sabre #letsgobuffalo

You don't shop like a billionaire, you pay dirt cheap prices for poop.

Freeze dried beef organs?