Observer of chaos | Weaver of words | Defiant optimist. I write to unravel the world, one post at a time.
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THEY TALKED AND THEY DELIVERED!
Champions!π
The streets won't hear the end of this one!!π
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Gooooooaaalβ¦β¦β¦Arsenalπ₯ππΎ
Captain @usefulidioty with an equalizer π₯
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Man United fans Asante sana kwa kujaaaa! ππΏπ₯
Bragging rights mnazo, jibambe!π«‘
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Tumekubali!ππΏ
The OG must be respected! ππ₯
The moment the OG stepped onto the pitch, the whole stadium went absolutely mental!π€―
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They understood the assignment! π€«π₯
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Anything you can do to escape poverty, please do it, nobody is coming to save you.
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Sahii 8 to 5 babe anatoanisha closet yote akitafuta a sexxy dress that will impress her office husband na mzee ako kwa tv watching world cup thinking everything is okay.
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π£οΈGooooaaaaaalβ¦β¦β¦.Manchester Unitedππ₯π₯
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Arsenal fans Asante sana kwa kujaaaa! ππΏπ₯
You all turned up, showed out, and made it count! π«‘
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Increased county allocations create opportunities for stronger healthcare systems, improved roads and expanded local infrastructure projects. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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Rural electrification funding will help connect more homes, schools and businesses to power, unlocking economic opportunities in underserved areas. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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County governments are set to receive KSh 428 billion, providing resources to deliver services closer to wananchi and accelerate local development. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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. The Judiciary's KSh 30.3 billion allocation supports digitization and efforts to reduce case backlogs, helping improve access to justice. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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Can you guys give me a mosquito Remedy, I've tried all sorts of things but Haiwork kama serikali ya Sakaja Nairobi.
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Parliament's allocation supports oversight, lawmaking and representation, ensuring key democratic institutions continue functioning effectively. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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HELB funding of KSh 56.7 billion and university scholarships worth KSh 30.9 billion offer hope to students pursuing higher education regardless of their economic background. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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The allocation of KSh 4.9 billion to transition 20,000 intern teachers into permanent and pensionable terms is welcome news for thousands of families and learners who depend on a stable teaching workforce. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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The Primary Healthcare Fund receives KSh 19.1 billion, helping expand access to clinics and frontline health services where many Kenyans seek care first. Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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Every parent wants quality education for their children, and this budget backs that dream with KSh 784.5 billion for the sector. From teacher employment to school capitation, the investment aims to strengthen learning. . Funding the PLAN #NationalBudget2026 Budget ya Mwananchi
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