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S Monkman @gspm
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S Monkman@gspm
29 May 2012
Just got whomped in the mathematically-minimal three turns playing Candyland. History was made.
S Monkman@gspm
11 Aug 2011
New baby. Smells a bit like toast. Looks exactly like a newborn. Feels so soft. Sounds great. Taste is so far unassessed.
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S Monkman@gspm
14 Jun 2011
Loved this morning how A-bug tried to do the coin-behind-the-ear magic trick and was shocked when it did not work. Kids are awesome!
S Monkman@gspm
26 Feb 2011
1 Canadian points for A Bug. Went "skating" for the first time today. No wipeouts big enough to preclude another outing sometime.
S Monkman@gspm
4 Jan 2011
A moment of silence for the Bunnykins bowl. Served us well for 37 yrs but succumbed to a clumsy toddler sulking that she has to have a Dad.
S Monkman@gspm
26 Dec 2010
The A-bug reaction of "Oh, shet!" to seeing Papa drop her water bottle means somebody somewhere needs to be careful about swearing near her.
S Monkman@gspm
25 Dec 2010
Hier soir, A-bug (en français) wanted the (english) Xmas carol with "le pleut". Great puzzlement, but it was Rudolph the Red Nosed RAINdeer.
S Monkman@gspm
15 Nov 2010
Big day. Our first trial day. Expect it will sound like a droid factory from Star Wars - clank, hiss, rattle, clank.
S Monkman@gspm
10 Nov 2010
Half hour "Dad didn't have a snack for me when he picked me up at daycare" meltdown seems to be petering out. Queue up the apology.
S Monkman@gspm
12 Oct 2010
Taxi trip home from YUL may earn the nickname the Vomit Express unless A-bug gets some gravol. Barf bag on hand this time, almost used it.
S Monkman@gspm
25 Aug 2010
Did I really just break my first commemorative Keitha and Sean's Married Life Launch Party pint glass on its 9th anniversary?
S Monkman@gspm
22 Aug 2010
A-bug in backyard, instructed to call for us if she needs anything. 5 min later... "Mama! I need anything!"
S Monkman@gspm
1 Jul 2010
Among other offerings, A-bug ate rabbit, duck and pork. It was like she was sampling the cast of characters of one of her storybooks.
S Monkman@gspm
17 Jul 2009
Singing "Tu fait caca" to the tune of the Beatles song Good Day Sunshine to your poopy daughter in the morning is kind of fun.
S Monkman@gspm
14 Jul 2009
To combat the "No Papa!" dismissals I get, I told A that I am starting a No Papa jar and she has to put in 25 cents each time.
S Monkman@gspm
8 Jun 2009
"Ici, c'est a dog". That's what happens when you have one kid learning to speak while immersed in two languages.
S Monkman@gspm
23 Apr 2009
170 quizzes down, 0 to go.
S Monkman@gspm
10 Mar 2009
It finally happened. Made it all the way home (carrying 29 lbs of toddler) before realizing that I didn't have my keys. Must be at my desk.
S Monkman@gspm
12 Feb 2009
... and that is the end of my PhD - "Your record has been approved for graduation and your transcript now indicates “Degree granted”."
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