It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's Gui

Joined August 2009
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I'm a simple man. I just want to spend my days sitting around drinking negroni and playing scopa.
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Yeah I hate that there are no league or cup champions because of the ties...My guy, while you're on the subject of losers, stick to the Jets and leave soccer for the rest of us.
Another reason soccer is not popular here. Ties. They suck. In our country there is a winner and a loser. Why even have a game/match if no one wins?! And yes there are occasional ties in our NFL in the regular season and those suck as well.
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Luis Henrique...
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Galvanized, you say? Sounds like gimmick infringement to me @WhatChaosShow
NEW for @TheAthletic, Canadiens’ roaring new era is galvanizing Montreal and resurrecting Stanley Cup dreams. What another incredible night inside the Bell Centre ⤵️⤵️ nytimes.com/athletic/7269491…
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How was that not a penalty on PSG? lol
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Any ref that takes a punch should be allowed to punch back
Bro 😭😭😭
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The worst people you know are going to see/hear this and want him traded rather than putting better pieces around him.
David Pastrnak: “Of course it’s disappointing. I’m turning 30 in a couple weeks. Had one sniff at the Cup so far. It gets harder every single year. … You don’t want to waste any opportunity.”
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I’d ask if the Bruins have scored any dirty goals this series like Buffalo has, but, you know, they’d have to score
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After this performance, this post should be flagged this post for animal cruelty
Bear down and believe.
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Imagine being so inept and cowardly as an ownership/management group that you got Jason Varitek to heel on the Red Sox
The group of coaches that got fired today all smiles to be out of this hell hole that is the 2026 Boston Red Sox season. Tek with the thumbs down in the pic. Yeah, he’s definitely taking that reassignment role! See ya Monday!
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De Bruyne putting Modric in a blender has to violate some kind of old guy code
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Barella, man. What happened?
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Oh...we're broke, broke
🚨 Excl. - Cristian #Chivu is getting closer to extend his contract with #Inter until 2028 option for 2029. He will also receive an increase in salary. #transfers
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Daje
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Jac Caglianone and Vinnie Pasquantino: @Royals and Team Italy besties 😂
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Making this trade AFTER the Fightin' Parms night is unconscionable
Minor-league trade for the Bruins: Alexis Gendron and Massimo Rizzo from the Flyers in exchange for forward Brett Harrison and defenseman Jackson Edward.
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Stop tweeting.
A quick burst of snow will impact southern New England Wed morning dropping 1-3 inches of snow across the region. Snow starts between 5 am & 8 am and ends between 11 am & 2pm (from west to east). Snow is expected to mix with, and eventually change to, rain across the south coast.
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"Illegal Check to the Heart" by Powerplay
It’s giving boyband that’s about to drop a one hit wonder
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Italy gotta find a way to deport McTominay. It’s the only way to stop this demon.
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Post the cigar pic @RedSox
BREAKING NEWS: Bregman goes to Cubs
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Can we train AI to shut itself off?
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