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In the future, we'll cook food with techniques such as "synthetic symmering"
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Dad movies: Chinese Diplomacy, The Good Clerk, Fifteen Samuels
Uncle movies: Red Ass Randy, Taint Rippers, Red Ass Randy Rides Again
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a good name for a product for medieval knights would be Spear Be-Gone
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You know you be fuckin Miss Piggy good when she slip up and call you Kermit
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When you're an actor, the entire world is but your stage....
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Anti woke Tommy Pickles
The people from his country stole circa $500m from the American people. Yeah, i'd also be asking questions from anyone from that country.
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By all reasonable metrics, Scooby Doo is the weakest member of the gang. He's a piece of shit!!!!
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Math Liker πΉπ² retweeted
i think one of the worst things that has happened to me, as a consumer these past few years, is that they don't let you shuck your corn in the store anymore
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(can't quite remember the phrase "ate my lunch") my ex wife really catered my lunch in the divorce
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Guys don't really smoke a stick of dynamite thinking it's a cigar anymore
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Mailman pussy got a white boy like "special delivery!!"
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Do people sitll get radon in their basements or did they fix that
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