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Did you hear the one about the guy that met a girl on Tinder, dated her for a bit before becoming a couple, got engaged on a trip to the Big Apple, came back and bought a house together and have now just found out that 2 will become 3 in January? #TrueStory
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Guy Found Lobster retweeted
10 Mar 2023
Credit to Sky News tonight. They’re absolutely skewering the BBC & Tory hypocrisy on Gary Lineker.

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Guy Found Lobster retweeted
Replying to @IanDunt
Probably make no difference but if, like me, you want to let the BBC know what you think, this takes 2 minutes... bbc.co.uk/contact/complaints…

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Right, now thats off my chest, forwards with some positivity! Time to make it big.
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So far this year Ive been hopitalised with Covid Pneumonia, diagnosed with diabetes, lost my Godfather to cancer, lost my sister in law to a drunken hit and run and also been given notice that my job wont exist after the end of the year. So 2021, fuck right off.
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Happy Friday people. I hope you stay well and enjoy the weekend

ALT Zach Galifianakis GIF

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So yesterday I turned 40. Birthdays have never really bothered me too much tbh but this one was different. It is the first with my little girl and really made me think about the example Im showing her as she grows up. They say life begins at 40...
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Feels like Ive been absent here forever.. tbf it has been ages! Can you believe my baby girl is almost 7 months old?! How the hell is everyone?
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So my daughter arrived this morning. Mother and baby doing really well and im just totally in love. Here she is holding Daddy's hand ♥️
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First early morning Strongman Bootcamp of the year today. It was brutal and although I will crash later, right now I feel great! Big goals for this year #TheYearIBecomeARoleModel
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Less than three weeks until I our due date and I cannot wait. I'm so excited to meet her and that has been building gradually for a while now. So why this morning am I full of fear about it all? What if when i meet her, I dont have that instant connection?
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Could be a fun way to meet someone new!
Replying to @guy_dating
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Time for strongman bootcamp.. and then i can get some shuteye!
In a great mood. Workout done. Been getting some mojo back and getting my ass in shape now Im going to be a role model! No excuses now.. 1 week, 8lbs down. Only way is down! #IWillBeALoser
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So today was the 20 week scan.. happy to reveal that i'll be father to a daughter in the New Year.. which btw is approaching a lot faster than it should be! That Tinder date with Hotgirl has turned out pretty well so far!
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Happy Friday folks! First glimpse of baby GD.. will be ready to say Hi to you all in the New Year.
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Guy Found Lobster retweeted
6 Jun 2019
Often the hardest decisions are the right decisions..
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Me: Im so determined to drop some weight and be a better version of myself. Also me: I also cant seem to resist temptation.
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A Bumble coffee shop has opened in NYC...
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Don't wait for certain signs before you reach out. Send that text, make that call, arrange that catch up. Don't wait until it's too late to show you care. You've no idea how your actions could be the difference.
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