Just the writer.
Joined August 2011
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19 Oct 2020
Oh no. I'm standing in line to vote. I'm being suppressed. Help! Help! I'm being suppressed!
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10 Oct 2020
Also, my ass is literally chapped. Now I'm not saying it's because of your policy belly-achin'. I'm just saying it's a helluva coincidence.
2 Oct 2020
A friend posted a blonde joke on my FB wall because I haven't posted one in a while. I've avoided it because, in the current social environment, I don't know whether that's OK.
I'm not sure why I'm worried, though; the blondes won't know the difference.
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21 Aug 2017
It's 10:00 and I'm going to bed because I'm exhausted. I haven't done that since I was 10. I blame the solar eclipse.
9 Apr 2017
It also allows us to do research while writing a murder mystery without becoming suspects of an actual murder, so, you know...
11 Aug 2016
Just finished chapter 7 of my current book project, "A Life That Mattered." Let me know what you think. guyoliverspeaks.com/interlud…
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24 Jul 2016
thanks for the TresMusicos plug, Guy. Come hang with us at the Elephant Room happy hour Aug 25.
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24 Jul 2016
This band is definitely worth seeing. If you're not familiar, get familiar. x.com/scottlaningham/status/…
22 Jul 2016
Thanks for an enjoyable evening at Central Market last night. More to come at tresmusicos.com
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24 Jul 2016
Here's the final installment of Chapter 6 "A Life That Mattered" Stay tuned.
guyoliverspeaks.com/the-shac…
18 Jul 2016
Completed another installment of "A Life That Mattered" Have a look. guyoliverspeaks.com/the-shac…
14 Jul 2016
At least she's only concerned with portion size. Imagine that look every time you open your mouth. #TheLook x.com/JimGaffigan/status/753…
13 Jul 2016
Me: I picked up Take-n-Bake.
Her:
Me: You know; we can have pizza.
Her:
Me: ...and wine.
Her:
Her spiritual journey does not embrace pizza.
12 Jul 2016
Our roommate moved out, my wife is playing tennis, and her sister left the house. That weird sound is people not talking. #soundsofsilence
12 Jul 2016
Check it out. x.com/gaffiganshow/status/75…
12 Jul 2016
Dave Marks has hit rock bottom, can @JimGaffigan save him? Catch up on #GaffiganShow tonight on demand or DVR!
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12 Jul 2016
BTW, that last tweet was not for the children. We can"t have those little rug rats scorching our precious bacon.
12 Jul 2016
