Joined August 2009
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8 Sep 2024
itβs always βso yea youβre getting the harvest bowl with ancient grains and baby sprouts.β what ever happened to the regular middle aged foods?
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29 Jan 2023
how are you gonna let horror movies scare you when stuff like taxes and car accidents exist for real
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Garrett π retweeted
16 Feb 2022
we only making plans for nigel in this household
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23 Jan 2022
ordering taco bell thru an app is the fast food equivalent of premeditated murder
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17 Jan 2022
Wordle 212 2/6
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I went crazy on this one
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23 Dec 2020
twitter is such a kind place (: hi everyone have wonderful day π
20 Nov 2020
no iβm not furiously swiping on tinder iβm just archiving 300 emails. swear
Garrett π retweeted
30 Sep 2020
HEY.
200K DEAD BUT HE BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL.
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14 Aug 2020
i only saw a little bit of the x-files but when Moldy and Shoulder realized they were trapped inside of Bigfootβs bdsm dungeon it really affected my outlook on life
11 Jul 2020
just had a vivid dream where i was dead tired at nighttime and chugged a red bull even though someone was warning me not too and i woke up immediately. my own brain is meta memeing me
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4 Jul 2020
if this year gets any more fucked up iβm making my fursona public
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27 May 2020
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25 Apr 2020
AC update: I spent multiple hours on a tiered waterfall system and its beautiful but i realized it looks like a uterus on the minimap. idk what that says about me.
25 Apr 2020
so horrible to see people staring at their phone while driving...
at max brightness and not in dark mode. boi u really are dumb
19 Apr 2020
i just had tacos so spicy that my vision is warping like the climactic solstice scene from midsommar
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11 Apr 2020
tried to type βpiecesβ earlier and my phone corrected to pepe escobar. thatβs all i have to say really
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