Joined August 2009
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it’s always β€œso yea you’re getting the harvest bowl with ancient grains and baby sprouts.” what ever happened to the regular middle aged foods?
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how are you gonna let horror movies scare you when stuff like taxes and car accidents exist for real
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doorbell paranoia
she didn’t have eye boogers - she lived in a well
Garrett 🍎 retweeted
16 Feb 2022
we only making plans for nigel in this household
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ordering taco bell thru an app is the fast food equivalent of premeditated murder
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Wordle 212 2/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I went crazy on this one
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Garrett 🍎 retweeted
17 May 2018
Listening to REALiTi
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twitter is such a kind place (: hi everyone have wonderful day πŸ’•
no i’m not furiously swiping on tinder i’m just archiving 300 emails. swear
Garrett 🍎 retweeted
HEY. 200K DEAD BUT HE BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL.
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i only saw a little bit of the x-files but when Moldy and Shoulder realized they were trapped inside of Bigfoot’s bdsm dungeon it really affected my outlook on life
just had a vivid dream where i was dead tired at nighttime and chugged a red bull even though someone was warning me not too and i woke up immediately. my own brain is meta memeing me
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if this year gets any more fucked up i’m making my fursona public
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AC update: I spent multiple hours on a tiered waterfall system and its beautiful but i realized it looks like a uterus on the minimap. idk what that says about me.
so horrible to see people staring at their phone while driving... at max brightness and not in dark mode. boi u really are dumb
i just had tacos so spicy that my vision is warping like the climactic solstice scene from midsommar
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tried to type β€œpieces” earlier and my phone corrected to pepe escobar. that’s all i have to say really
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