YOU LIKE THAT… homemade cutlets sliced thinner than Pete Alonso’s hairline!!! I’m that guy in the KITCHY!!! #DaveEats #DaveCooks #5ToolGuy
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Happy Birthday Son! Love you buddy and I am super proud of the Man u have become!
#5toolGuy
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Company underperformed on earnings report yesterday, so I showed up in a tie this morning. #setthetone #changethenarrative #5toolguy #shareholdervalue
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13 Oct 2025
Whatever. Be ignorant.
Team Power Rankings: LCS edition! 😤
(MLB x Traveller Whiskey)
ALT Team Power Rankings 10/12/25 Presented by Traveller Whiskey Selected by a panel of MLB.com experts 1: Los Angeles Dodgers 2: Toronto Blue Jays 3: Seattle Mariners 4: Milwaukee Brewers Pictured: From top to bottom, Shohei Ohtani, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Julio Rodríguez and Trevor Megill.
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5 Oct 2025
He got stabbed actually. And arrested. Stabbed claims self defense
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22 Aug 2025
Piazza has more hits, homeruns, RBIs, and a higher average.
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22 Aug 2025
You may want to let MLB know they're wrong about Will and Gold Gloves:
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22 Aug 2025
He didnt sniff a gg due to the best defensive 1st baseman of all time playing in the NL. You're a sped that tweets like they know the sport. Pretty simple
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16 Aug 2025
Try my book.. “Longshot” it’s on most major book sites..
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3 May 2024
Dylan Lloyd-CG, 7IP, 1H (1st hitter), 1BB, 12K’s @HanoverBase
Craig Smith (Jr.) 2-3 including a rocket HR to lead off the game. #5toolguy #uncommitted
Cards over Oak Hills 2-0 in a tremendous game.
Great team win.
#wearecolerain
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4 Mar 2023
Don’t tell me @JGonzalez0815 is making Web Gems now! #5ToolGuy
4 Mar 2023
Brother with a leaping catch to keep the Lopes off the scoreboard!
#EatEmUp #SlamMarcos x @JGonzalez0815
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14 May 2022
Jack takes home Gary the 🐙 after the double header #MVP #5toolguy #SorryTyreekwehaveanewcheetah #Speed
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Single Season Triples Record Holder
@logxnwilliams ('22 CF) won't be outdone on Day 1. Sticking his first 3B of the season in his back pocket in a CLUTCH 7th inning situation. #uncommitted #5ToolGuy
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23 Feb 2022
I’ve heard old folks talk about how their intro to the newspaper biz was doing a paper route & it always seemed like a rite of passage. Today I’m helping out while our carrier is on vacation..
*Plays “All the young dudes carry the news” on repeat*
#teamplayer #5toolguy
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30 Jan 2022
Kendry Noriega CF for Florida Southwestern hits a grounder past the 3B then turns on the jets to leg out a 2B. Kendry is a good athlete with all 5 tools. He is a good table setter for the Bucs strong offensive lineup. @PBR_JUCO @PBR_FL_JUCO #5TOOLGUY
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9 Jun 2021
Hands down the most complete hitter in the country. I have looked at the numbers, its my job, doubt anyone is better. #5ToolGuy
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