"Let's drown her before we burn her!!! I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead..."
Apparently this is called
#AbstractHumor?
Odd how "abstract humor" so resembles misogyny. Oh wait... It's literally just old timey classic misogyny!
#IStandWithAmberHeard
ALT Court document of texts between Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany.
Depp: Let's burn Amber!!!
Bettany: Having thought it through I don't think we should burn Amber- she's delightful company and easy on the eye, plus I'm not sure she's a witch. We could of course try the English course of action in these predicaments- we do a drowning test. Thoughts? N.B I have a pool.
Depp: Let's drown her before we burn her!!! I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead...
Bettany: My thoughts entirely! Let's be CERTAIN before we pronounce her a witch.