24 Feb 2021
You clearly didnโt watch the game either dude, helmet to helmet call wouldโve gave the Browns the win, not to mention players get injured in contact sports all the time
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24 Feb 2021
They literally have had their coach for 1 year. And he won a playoff game and almost beat the Chiefs. Im sorry the arrow is pointing up not down. You Cowherders are something else lol
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25 Mar 2020
Quarantine Day 10: Dancing in the shower to @ficklefriends while daydreaming of #straightboycrush and put face wash in my hair while it still had conditioner it. #saynomore #andrewproblems #noregrets
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31 May 2019
Due to circumstances out of my control and the influence of my cousin @lucy_moon13 I may or may not have purchased unholy quantities of @essie products ๐ฆ๐๐ป๐๐
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#notresponsible #glitter #sparkle #pride #andrewproblems
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7 Mar 2019
Today I nearly fell over on the C train when it came to a halt. Was able to do a pirouette spin & maintain my balance. To which I proclaimed, โSheโs beauty and sheโs grace.โ No one laughed. I weep for society. #wastedmoments #balance #subwaylife #cursed #andrewproblems.
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31 May 2018
Coach: โAlright class, no one go heavier than 80% of your 1 rep max.โ
Andrew: *PRs twice*
Coach: โWhat the f*ck did I just say?โ
#crossfit #andrewproblems #snatchcomplex #fitness #fitfam #ihaveauthorityissues
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15 Mar 2018
In other news, I was deadlifting today and my joggers tore. Real bad. Right at the taint. Fam, I wasn't wearing any underwear. So I ran to the bathroom and put my hoodie on as pants so that I didn't flash my penis to all of Crossfit. #andrewproblems #crossfit
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27 Feb 2018
We'd like to follow up with the team, because that shouldn't happen. Would you mind writing in through our website? Someone will be in touch soon: chipotle.com/email-us#commenโฆ -Zach
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26 Feb 2018
I'm sorry about this. Please tell us more so we can help: chipotle.com/email-us -Becky
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9 Apr 2017
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14 Mar 2017
I am at that part of the #medschool semester where I watch @GreysABC and count it as studying. #andrewproblems #onemoremonth #fixitjesus
8 Mar 2017
Me: why'd you take the chicken out of your mouth.
Andrew: My mouth is too full.
๐๐๐ #andrewproblems
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25 Oct 2016
When hot 1st semesters call you husband & their girlfriend get jealous #blessed #grateful #immastealyoman #notreal #maybe #andrewproblems
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