People that chew gum and throw it on the ground instead of a trash can are the worst kind of people. Probably the same people who order a coke and then say “yes that’s fine” when the waiter asks if Pepsi is ok. Had to use a screwdriver to get the gum off my shoe. #AngstyTweets

People that chew gum and throw it on the ground instead of a trash can are the worst kind of people. Probably the same people who order a coke and then say “yes that’s fine” when the waiter asks if Pepsi is ok. Had to use a screwdriver to get the gum off my shoe. #AngstyTweets

Trying to “detox” from Facebook and Netflix this month - so get ready for some #angstytweets 😬

the system is failing us... #angstytweets

Thought 1: Oh yay! We live by a @Starbucks. That’s convenient! Thought 2: Wowwww it’s the slowest Starbucks ever to exist. This is no longer convenient. Ever. #angstytweets

I wish I was a boy. My brother ties his fucking shoelaces and my parents throw him a party #AngstyTweets

Chasing whiskey with lemon/lime juice BC I'm good at being burned and bitter #AngstyTweets

Just bc I insult myself doesn't mean you can insult me #angstytweets

2016: Freedom is WiFi, activism is suppressing speech, victimhood is victory, rebellion is supporting a billionaire. #AngstyTweets

To Joy, who is anything but: I've been doing my job for about 8 years. I think I know what I'm doing... Yours truly. #angstytweets

Tbaytel is absolutely garbage. #angstytweets

I think HSer's might complain less than adults. Or at least the ones I encountered during this break. #angstytweets

happiness is just around the corner! ...but it's a sonovabitch if you don't know where the corner is. #angstytweets

#OnceUponATime stuff happened to all the other characters except me. Then I died. And THEY all lived happily ever after. #angstytweets #lame

LITERALLY EVERYONE SUCKS GO AWAY #ANGSTYTWEETS