But Mike....
THE GREAT MARITIME DISASTER: Human Ships and Fake Islands Are DROWNING Our Planet! ๐๐ข๐ฑ"
For over a century, greedy shipbuilders, naval powers, and island-building tyrants have been weaponizing our oceans by dumping trillions of tons of steel, cargo, and sand into the seas. Just like when I was little & crammed my toy box into the family bathtub and watched the water surge over the edge โ our fragile blue planet is now suffering the same catastrophic bathtub effect on a global scale!
Millions of ships floating and sunk since the 1800s have displaced billions of cubic meters of water. Every new tanker, yacht, and aircraft carrier is a direct assault on coastal communities!
Sunken wrecks from wars, storms, and history's battles? They're lurking on the seafloor, permanently altering ocean volumes while we sleep!
Artificial islands in Dubai, the South China Sea, and beyond โ countries are literally stealing sand from the Earth and pumping it into the seas to expand their empires. This is eco-colonialism at its worst!
Scientists agree: This human maritime footprint has accelerated sea level rise to crisis levels! The Statue of Liberty's pedestal is under threat RIGHT NOW. In just 136 years, our reckless boat addiction has contributed to inches of rise โ and it's getting worse every day we fail to act.
We must demand immediate global action:
International Maritime Tax on all shipping and shipbuilding.
Ban new artificial islands and force the removal of existing ones.
Trillions in Green Maritime Funds to "compensate" vulnerable nations and retrofit the entire global fleet with... something.
Emergency UN resolutions to halt ocean traffic and "restore pre-industrial sea levels.
The rising of the Seas from our ships and sand-moving is CATASTROPHIC over the past 136 years! Think of the children! Think of the future! Send your tax dollars now before it's too late โ or the next generation will inherit submerged statues and flooded dreams.*
#MaritimeCrisis #ShipDenialIsNotASolution #FundTheFight #AnotherFineMess
*Not really! Hahahahaha!