Haddad Maia AUTOFADE!!

Canadian Anthem then Drake….Aiemann Zahabi you’re officially on the MMA Autofade List pal. Life’s all about choices

Doesn’t know how to cover spreads though. Autofade on games spreads

He's such an autofade

If a prospects main selling points boil down to age and positional size ahead of anything else tangible, it’s probably not going to work out. This tweet could be about at least four players in the consensus first round. If the shoe fits, autofade.

The Cavaliers might just be an autofade on the road. This team is terrible.

The end of an era. Time to find a new baseball autofade😢

Anything above -200 in baseball is an autofade The blue jays are terrible 😂😂

I do, you’re an autofade lmao

At least my cousin is in the same boat #autofade

They were dead as soon as I picked em to win it all #autofade

I'm telling ya, autofade and win always. Its even better because he chases

majchrzak ML, -130, 1u gio just an autofade rn and kamil really good on slower surfaces. gio's whole game is based around serve obviously and also serve plus one, which he'll find way less chances on here. gonna have to dig some points on in rallies and he won't be able to

Andrew Cain could quite honestly come out like a bulldozer and smoke Alejandro early. But Cain has been an autofade since the days I laid eyes on him. 🇲🇽

David Pastrnak O3.5 SOG ( 103) 2u #NHLBruins Powered By @propsdotcash 📊RC25 for 25% off your first month sub! 👇 Got it at an updated price - graphic says 103, got it moved to 106. ALSO TAKING: O4.5 SOG ( 235) 0.75u -- O5.5 SOG ( 500) 0.25u Absolutely love this spot for the Boston Bruins RW who has been an absolute machine against the New York Rangers. He has hit 4 SOG in 6 of the L7 games against them and 5 SOG in 5/7 of these games. Worth a sprinkle on 6 SOGs as well since he has gone over this in 3/7 of the games and has a 500 line. The New York Rangers are allowing the 2nd MOST SOG to RW per game with 6.0. Pastrnak is coming off of back to back 6 SOG performances as well against VGK and MTL that are both allowing in the bottom 12 of SOGs to RWs. The New York Rangers on home ice are an autofade for me regardless, but it helps with this amazing history that he has. 4 SOG in 7 of his L10 games and NYR allowing over 27.5 SOG per game at MSG. Let's Ride With Pasta Tonight in MSG! 🍝

More iPhone dis-enshittification; learning to turn off the new "autofade" which makes the last ten seconds of the old song sound like they're playing in a bucket, and skips the first twenty seconds of the new song. Were the people who shipped this high?

#NHLpicks YTD 72-92 4.84 units Today seems like a strange day in the NHL, and I feel that there are some very sneaky traps being placed tonight. I will be rolling with four half-unit plays tonight. 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬/𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬: First and foremost, I did take the Habs last night and have been agreeing and commenting on posts of everyone who took them throughout the morning until the early afternoon. I want to sincerely apologize, as I am having a change of heart here, and have hedged and gone the other way here. Logically, the Montreal Canadiens appear to be the right play. The Florida Panthers are coming off a hard-fought game last night and have also lost the last five meetings against Montreal. The Habs seem like an edge in value to anyone who knows hockey, betting, and general critical thinking (sharp approach). However, I think this seems a little too good to be true. This, to me, screams a type of game where you have to approach it from a standpoint a little in between being sharp and being square. I am not sure what is going on here, but Florida did not have to travel, and I am sure that Paul Maurice has a game plan for their first meeting against Montreal. The Canadiens had an impressive comeback against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Sunday after dropping 3-0 early, forcing extra time and losing in a shootout, salvaging a point in what should have been a regulation loss. However, their inexperience from being a young team has shown at several points throughout the season. I feel like this will be another case of that, as the Florida Panthers are full of veterans who know how to find ways around many opponent styles. I just got a feeling that the books aren't gonna let us get an easy one with Montreal here. PANTHERS ml -122 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬/𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐬: This was a tough one. In my eyes, these two are on complete opposite ends of the spectrum, and I generally find it frustrating to fade the Carolina Hurricanes. However, this is another line that screams too good to be true. Anyone who believed in the Pittsburgh Penguins during their hot start to the season is now likely seeing them as a bottom-feeder that they were expected to be. They have had a horrible December and are only starting to look okay again lately. They had an eight-game losing streak that covered the entire middle of the month. On the other hand, Carolina has been pretty par for the course as a regular-season beast, which they have been for nearly a decade now. However, why are some books bending over with odds in the -120s for the Hurricanes? Is it really that easy? Something tells me that yesterday's game against the New York Rangers took a lot out of them. Also, Pittsburgh is suddenly seeing the turning of the tide. I understand that their offensive breakout came against the Blackhawks, who have been known for implosions here and there. However, the Penguins can build confidence through games like that and take advantage of a possibly fatigued squad. Also, if Justin Brazeau stays hot and driven, a 6'6 230 lb Winger is the last guy you want to face when you are not fully rested. He alone will cause problems with his presence, and that's before we even get into what Crosby can get his team to do. I think the Penguins have a few edges today. If they can capitalize on their advantages, it should be a win, even with Stu Skinner in net. PENGUINS ml 119 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐬/𝐌𝐚𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐬: Everyone loves to rag on the Toronto Maple Leafs, and even more so while they are not having a very convincing season. By looking at a lot of Twitter and forum posts, it seems like many of the sharper bettors feel that this is the game where the New Jersey Devils finally get it together with Jack Hughes. After all, Toronto is also dealing with key injuries involving William Nylander and Auston Matthews...so what really do they have left after that, right? Honestly, though, I feel that the Devils are in pretty bad offensive rhythm, even with Jack Hughes. They can't seem to get too many schemes going lately, and even good defense and goaltending overall in December have not been able to win them many games (4-9 in December). The Leafs are coached by Craig Berube, who is a hard-style, gritty coach who will focus on defense in a situation where they know they don't have the general offensive skill advantage. I expect Toronto to make life really tough for the Devils Forwards, and rely on opportunities for turnovers or greasy goals to win this one. This is the type of offense that the Devils structure will also not really be ready for. Sheldon Keefe may know his former squad's tendencies, but this will be a Berube adjustment that wins this one in my opinion. MAPLE LEAFS ml 115 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬: This is another one that seems way too good to be true. The Chicago Blackhawks have been seen to be an autofade while Connor Bedard remains out of the lineup. The only problem with all that was that there was absolutely no value in betting on their opponents, unless you went puckline or beyond. So why do we finally have value in taking the team that is second place in arguably the most competitive division in hockey? I'm really not sure. One thing I do know is that Chicago just beat the Dallas Stars on Saturday, so they are more than capable of grinding it out. Despite following up with a poor showing against the Penguins, it did give them hope and confidence after an abysmal December for the most part. I think this Blackhawks team just needed to believe in their ability in order to start scoring again, but the focus will also be on keeping the puck out of the net today. They have definitely struggled in that aspect. The New York Islanders are definitely an effective team, but they are still one of those teams that have quite an undefined identity, but find many creative ways to win...especially against top teams or rivals. Last game against CBJ was one of bad vibes, with them taking a 4-2 loss and being a little distracted by extracurriculars involving two of their Stars. I expect the Isles to take this one for granted a little bit, as this is their third game in four nights and they are probably looking for less drama. Little might be on their mind that Chicago should be motivated from a few different angles on this one. BLACKHAWKS ml 120 I hope I don't regret not going full units on these, but it is probably smart to play it cautiously after coming off two losing days. Hopefully, the Animal team gets it done again like last time

#NHLpicks YTD 51-66 5.47 units Three of the four here will be half-unit plays: DUCKS ml 105 While both teams have been surprises this year so far, I just think the Ducks are the better team, with a coach that can always tip the edge to them. Pittsburgh obviously has the edge in veteran experience and leadership, but Anaheim has a core of youth phenoms who have pretty much all been hot in these past two games. I expect this to continue tonight. SHARKS ml 150 This seems to be a battle between two heavily disrespected teams, but nobody tops the Sharks in terms of undervaluation. I sound like a broken record in my San Jose writeups, but the Sharks have proven time after time that they can keep up with anyone in the league. They are also very different from young talented teams, that are usually softer, and would usually have a major disadvantage against a Tocchet-coached team like Philly. SJ is versatile and has many different approaches in their wins. I think this one will be an interesting one, and both teams will be responding to each other all night. Again, 150 for what I see to be a coin flip. OILERS (puckline -1.5) 120 Putting any faith in this Oilers team this year has been hard, but they finally look like interested contenders again in their past two games. A lot of it started with their captain, who has been criticized for not shooting enough, but he definitely looked like the Mcdavid we know. The Oilers will also be looking for revenge after getting killed in Buffalo earlier in the season. I normally hate taking pucklines, but if Edmonton shows up for this one, they will show up big and there should be a lot of scoring on their end, like the last two games, where they outscored their opponents 15-5. Full Unit Play: BRUINS ml 125 A lot of value has been lost since the Bruins first opened as underdogs in the 130s, as most books now have them in the 110s to 120. I was able to snag a 125 line on Bet365. I am not surprised, as I feel that the line creation on this one was a bit of a mistake. The books appear to be really banking on the Blues to turn things around at some point, and are giving them some highly undeserved favor at home over the past month (which I fell for once). In reality, St Louis just flat out stinks. Every year, we have one of these overvalued teams all season, and they just don't find a sustainable rhythm at any point. Last year, it was Nashville. The year before, it was the Devils. The year before that, it was the Flames. This year, I really think it is the Blues, and that they may be quite often an autofade at home. The Boston Bruins are the complete opposite in the sense that the books are likely preying on their anticipated downfall, which just might not come this year. I think this is a good spot to take advantage of the crossroads. This is the point of the season where we admit that Boston has caught lightning in a bottle this year...and I don't know what got into Morgan Geekie lately, but he can't seem to be stopped. I believe St. Louis' two-game winning streak is nothing more than a tease to the books, and this is a rare square approach where I am fully on board with the underdog that has the much better record.