13 years old, in hospital with collapsed lung; consultant comes in with bevy of students to demonstrate diagnostic technique. He tells students distinctive sound they heard from my lung is called aegophony; goes on to say that name was from the Greek and means sounds like a sheep
I typed: You are important
Autocorrect: You are impotent
To make things worse, I got to see it after an hour 😢
Please if I go to jail, it’s because autocorrect abi automistake said something I didn’t.