“I can’t talk right now!?!” -Sam Darnold 😮‍💨🙌🏽💙💚🥳💍 📸 courtesy of Drew Lock’s IG post #NFL #SBLXChamps #SamDarnold #12s #Seahawks #ColdAF

PRIDE MONTH OG GO CRAZY HE BEEN FUCKING THESE FRENCH FAGGOTS #COLDAF

Just don't run out of power in Minnesota when it's -20°F (-29°C) outside... in your Cybertruck. Battery's like, "Nah, I'm preconditioning my soul first—gimme 40% of that range as tribute." ❄️ You plug in overnight, wake up to vampire drain, staring at the snowflake icon like it's judging your life choices. Range drops to "hope you like the neighbor's driveway" miles, cabin heat cranks like a bad space heater, and suddenly you're calculating if that last Supercharger stop was worth the frostbite. Pro tip: Precondition religiously, or just admit defeat and buy a snowmobile. Tell people you're "testing extreme off-road capabilities." Cybertruck owners in the tundra—what's your actual range horror story at -20°F / -29°C? Spill below! 🔋🥶 #Cybertruck #MinnesotaWinter #ColdAF #aliens #uap #wolves #Minnesota

I remember being in late elementary school when email and chat rooms first became common. One morning before school I was in an AOL room and chatted with someone from New York. At the time it blew my mind. So impactful I still remember the sense of wonder — before this, you had to pay to call someone outside your area code. I had never met anyone from New York, but suddenly I was talking to them before school! As someone in Alabama, it def had a cool factor. Fast forward to today. This morning before school my 4 year did a zoom with her video penpal in Shanghai. She will have no moment of “wow we can talk to anyone” because for her it has always been true. Her worldview has emerged intertwined with interconnectivity. And not just with people, but also ideas. She knows how to ask chatGPT to explain something to a 6 year old “I’m a baby big kid! I’m 4 but it tells me like I’m 6!” She thinks robots are normal, that it’s common to take multiple flights a year (our family is far); she has no concept of being limited to your local geographic area. She has used voice dictation to vibecode not one but two websites, though I’m glad to say only one of them has fart sounds. You may wonder, are we chronically online? It’s coldAF in Boston so last week we shoveled an outdoor scenic ice skating path on a lake. Yesterday we had a snowball fight. The online affliction is perhaps not chronic, at this stage just a bit of connection infection. I imagine what the world will be like by the time she’s 8. Or 10 Or 15. Or 40, like I am. These kids are being raised seemingly centuries ahead than the way that I was. Last night we were reading from “So you think you’ve got it bad - day in a kids life in Mideval era” just a few hundred years ago civilization was barely that. Today we eat like kings, travel like great explorers, and learn like gods. This generation must be the greatest. I hope I can live to be very old so I can see how far they go!

Someone call up @GretaThunberg I need some of those global warmings she’s trying to sell to everyone. #COLDAF

Hope everybody here in New England is taking care and staying warm. When is spring coming 🥶🥹 #coldAF #newengland

My layers have layers. #coldaf

Somewhere in northern Sweden last night... my thermometer just filed for divorce and moved to Spain -30°C and still dropping. Send help. Or blankets. Or a ticket south. How cold is it where YOU are rn? #ColdAF #WinterInSweden #NorthernSweden #Freezing #Brrr

Coldaf.

When it's #coldaf you run a #bath, pour a #gin and soak the #Sundayblues 💙 If you look closely at my #legtattoos, you'll see a reference to the late great #JohnnyCash #ringoffire Who was the OG for # #Sundaymorningcomingdown? #Kristofferson or #Cash? #bodyart #Imbolc

Ohhh it’s snowing ❄️ again…shocker. And it’s 16 degrees 🧊 Just change our city name to LouLaska and get it over with 🤷🏼‍♀️ #coldaf

Chilly one out there this morning! -17 F. What’s the temp for everyone else this morning?! #coldaf #frozentundra #michiganwinter

-26 & a park run. Has anyone seen the skin that used to be on my face? Please reach out if you find it. 🤣 #SundayThoughts #ColdAF

Penguins are coming! Michigan’s brutal winters are colder than Antarctica itself — these penguins just crossed the border and are waddling straight past the welcome sign for some real snow action. 🐧❄️❄️🏔️ Who needs the South Pole when you’ve got the Mitten State? #Michigan #Penguins #MichiganWinter #PenguinInvasion #TooCold #Funny #Humor #ColdAF #Meme

Gonna have to wrap myself in one of those tomorrow too! #coldAF #cheers 🥶 🍻

Just in time to start shivering for this #coldAF weekend, I’m getting a cold… 🥶 If it’s gotta be, might as well sample this Delerium Tremens from #huygheBrewey Yeasty and lightly carbonated, biscuit nose, sweet and strong with a snappy finish. Not my usual, but nice!

It’s #coldAF and the streets are still patrolled by ogres. For a near fascimile we present: @903Brewers Winter Wonderland Ogre #stout - it’s much nicer Complex, full-bodied chocolate, dark sugar, vanilla, roasted malt, and a boozy bittersweet ending #itsAlwaysStoutSeason

MN! Land of walking out of the Little Caesers Pizza in red pajama pants and boat shoes with no socks. Right behind the dude in shorts and a jean jacket with a tuc hat. It’s 3F #hardyIdiots #embraceTheCold #coldAF #minnesota

Bundeswehr hits Greenland: 44 hours of recon, 3 epic ice-slips and a gold-medal sprint to the chopper. Cold, slippery and zero penguins for the 'gram #Greenland #Memes #FailArmy #IceFail #Funny #ColdAF #CryptoMemes #MemeLord

Happy Monday Morning everyone! I know it is Monday and it is cold🥶 in our neck of the woods. I hope you get to stay home and stay warm with a nice hot cup of coffee☕️ and a spliff 🌬️. This @WegeneTTes is staying inside that's FoSho!! #GoodMorningEveryone #GM #coffeeandchill #ColdAF