Horatio Hi, random but by any chance did you, through marriage, have a great-great-aunt called Doris?
If so, could I please have my grandfather's WWI and police medals back?
You can keep the family jewellery that was promised to my sister, the house in Ealing, and even the silver Escort.
While I have you, and regardless of whether the above is applicable...
Who marries an 86-year-old spinster, moves into her home, becomes part of the family, and then, when she passes away, disappears after discovering there was no will?
Apparently, a 79-year-old conscientious objector with a moustache called Gould. Name like Gould and didnt fight....Doris's brother did, my great uncle. Shot in the bum and captured Dday2, at least he gave it a go.
This all happened about 20 years ago, so I'm guessing it's all long gone by now. Probs not a case for the captatores hunters, corpse under a bridge.