💥 BREAKING NEWS: “Duplicate EVMs Found — Turned Out to Be EMPTY Tupperware” 😭🗳️
🎤 Reporter (laughing but pretending to be serious):
“Sir, why did the trucks look so suspicious?”
👨🦳 RJD Worker (angry):
“Because… they were moving with confidence. Only guilty trucks move like that.”
🔦 Security Guard (opening box dramatically):
“Behold… NOTHINGNESS!” 😭💀
📦 Box (emotionally):
“I came here to chill, not to count votes.”
📺 LIVE on: “Aaj Se EVM Tak”
📰 HEADLINE:
“Parties protest over empty boxes — democracy running on low storage mode.”
➡️ “Security confirms: Boxes lighter than politicians’ promises.”
➡️ “RJD demands CBI probe into missing EVMs — CBI demands location first.”
➡️ “Protestors shout: ‘Duplicate EVM!’ — EVM missing, but confidence very original.”
➡️ “Experts say: This is India’s first election plot twist with no plot.”
“LIVE: Leaders searching for EVMs like they search for WiFi signal.” 📶😭
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