She’s the real champion, for having Trump lay on top of her all these years. #firstescort #epsteinsex #melania
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It is a shame his wife hates his guts and never wants to be with him unless she is paid. #FirstEscort
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They say the #FirstEscort loves golden showers. 🤷🏽♀️ 🙈
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She must be one of Melanias Maidens.
Firstescort@magtard.com
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Melanis Maidens
Firstescort@magtard.com
Venmo and cash app accepted
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They are there for the nudies. Not recent ones, lol. She's obviously seen better days. But she is the first nude "model" and the #FirstEscort. That is quite an achievement.
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18 Sep 2025
"The English speaking world". He is exporting intolerance. Is there an English-speaking culture that embodies everyone who speaks English? Some conservative moron said he spoke with a Jamaican in broken English when Jamaicans speak English! #FirstEscort speaks broken English!
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@MELANIATRUMP looks like something out of a Russian spy novel with that stupid looking hat....also, she has no originality because she wore the same hat, different color, to the inauguration. One benefit, it hides her slanty *alien* eyes.
#Melanieisnofashionicon
#FirstEscort
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6 Sep 2025
A woman making bank for making an appearance as the aged-out arm candy of a rapist.
#FirstEscort
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5 Sep 2025
Yikes…has there ever been a more sinister, embittered looking First Lady?
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21 Aug 2025
Prove it with numbers, moron. What about people visiting the USA from other countries? Can they rent a car if they cannot pass a language test any better than #FirstEscort, the genius, lol.
#DeportMarcoRubio He is a fascist.
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I think we have found who really signed that #Epstein birthday card, lol. Jagged pubic hair is so on brand for this shameless #FirstEscort.
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#FirstEscort 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well done! I will now always refer to Melania as #FirstEscort 😈🎯🎯
17 Aug 2025
First Escort, Melania Trump had her traitor husband "hand-deliver a letter to Putin, discussing Ukrainian children being forcibly taken away by Russian soldiers" at the same time her husband halted funds for the program that tracked Ukrainian children abducted by Russia soldiers?
Nice try.
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Sir had #FirstEscort kept her lips off of your face when her sexually depraved husband came to CA to request you rake the forests on federal land, we may not be in this mess. Everyone she has publicly kissed is on the rapist's s*it list. All handsome. All smart. All fit.
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Will #FirstEscort need a translator to complete the deposition?
14 Aug 2025
Melania Trump demands Hunter Biden retract comments linking her to Jeffrey Epstein twp.ai/9PUR3F
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I don't remember any other time in our history when court documents were this entertaining. The only case that might compete with this for its imitation of satire would be the deposition of #FirstEscort by Hunter Biden.
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