Just a wee bit o doggerel..
House Jocks, Scotland's fags,
Yer policies come in doggy bags.
Labour or Tory, deep as a puddle,
Yer heids aye in a liar's guddle.
A fitnote in the book o tools.
Cawed 'Fools an Glaikit Ghouls',
Oh, how yer days are numbered,
Yer very existence lumbered.
For aw yer yappin an causin sae dire pain
We wullnae mark yer grave wi a single stane.