3 Dec 2020
Sprints to lecture hall to take exam that requires a laptop.
3 min to spare.
Slams bag on desk, its Logan's old diaper bag.
Yells thru mask.
Sprints to car.
Returns to lecture hall 1 min late.
Has foggy glasses, and wheezes thru whole exam.
#gradschooldad
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14 Jan 2020
My carefully planned new semester schedule didn't last a day. Daughter woke up at 5am Mon. She got back to sleep, but I didn't. Tonight I fell asleep getting her to bed, woke up at 12am, and can't get back to sleep. The plus side: the insomnia's been productive #gradschooldad
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28 Sep 2018
I love my research, but writing #fieldnotes after a long day is a drag. I want to get to bed so that my little girl can wake me up in 2 hours as she stares at me & coos from her crib til I pick her up. Best part of the day (b/c of the company); worst for sleepiness #gradschooldad
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13 Mar 2018
Value village. Come for the deals, come back with a pissed off two year old. #gradschooldad
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13 Feb 2018
The child. She removes her socks. Then holds them out to me. Here daddy have some ice cream. #gradschooldad
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12 Dec 2017
Having realized it is winter, the child now detests all forms of socks, hats, and jackets. #gradschooldad
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3 Oct 2016
I swear, a one year olds' household goals are driven entirely by maximizing entropy. #GradSchoolDad #CleanLaundryEverywhere
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1 Oct 2016
Little known fact: In a pinch, pack rain covers also work on babies. @GregoryPacks #GradSchoolDad #yeg
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25 Sep 2016
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5 Sep 2016
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27 Aug 2016
My wild Friday night culminated when I left the pub at 8:30 after 1 beer and picked up Nyquil at shoppers. #GradSchoolDad #DaycareGerms
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22 Aug 2016
I knew it was bad when I considered using white board markers on our shower doors. #gradschool #GradSchoolDad
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12 Aug 2016
Me: I love my new comfy @lululemon pants! Stretchy!
My Lovely Wife: Nice, they're like maternity pants.
Me: ...
#GradSchoolDad #DadBod
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4 Aug 2016
Successful 3rd day of dropping off the kiddo at daycare but forgot pants. My pants. #GradSchoolDad #DadBrain
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2 Aug 2016
My baby girl's first day of daycare today. Nervous and happy. She'll have a blast. @tenderlovingday #SadDad #GradSchoolDad
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20 Jul 2016
Chasing my 11 mo old around coffee table and hatching pokemon eggs. #multitasking #GradSchoolDad #PokemonGO
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3 Jun 2016
"Honey where are the keys?"
"Oh, they're with me, in my backpack. On my way home."
#onesetofcarkeys #dadbrain #gradschooldad
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