Ok I give up. Whoever's playing around with that voodoo doll - you win! Dislocated shoulder 2 days ago, popped it back in the socket myself (the word you're looking for is gross). Back to being 1 armed bandit & not a happy camper #hurtslikehell #grumpypatient

Is there anything worse then cheap, thin, rough tissues when you're smothering with a cold and sneezing your head off? Next time you're asked to pick up a box of tissues please resist the 'Buy one get 1/2/3/4 free' They're sh** #grumpypatient

My #PoTs is well & truely on top of me tonight 😢 #feelingrough #grumpypatient #dontdobeingpoorly

Out of office This time last week I was in A&E after falling downstairs at home rushing to work. Open ankle fracture, broken metatarsal, one operation and 5 days in hospital later I'm home! Very sore, very frustrated and very emotional #grumpypatient #immobile #trauma

So my bullet proof immune system is perhaps not as robust as I thought! Dengue fever or flu? Who knows. Thank you to @nonperfectdad @citymothers and @cheltladiescoll for postponing at short notice. #SportingParent #TeamFamily #SupportingDreams #sickbed #grumpypatient

Nae tele (football)... Nae sleep (grizzly 🐻 in next bed)... And Nil by mouth!! I’d rather spend two weeks in the Australian Jungle 🐨🐸🐛🐌🕷🐍 #grumpypatient

He is still very light sensitive, but is healing. #GrumpyPatient lol