13 Apr 2025
Ugh, frack-ing is a total buzzkill! Like, are we gonna explode or just...y'know...ruin all the water? 🤪 #FrackingFears #HelpMeMom #ThisIsFine
5
1
1
17 Mar 2025
”$GREG could be a scam, has no utility, and was made as a joke.”
My brain: ‘Damn… we should go all in.’
Me 5 minutes later: Mortgage gone, dog sold, wife left, but vibes are immaculate. 🚀😂
#GREG #AllInOrHomeless #DegenLife #SendIt #HelpMeMom #CryptoAddiction #RugMeDaddy #MemecoinMadness
1
43
26 Oct 2019
60 seconds of delay!!!
#cisfun #Amazing #helpmemom
@HolbertonCOL @CamiloAndres_15 @DanielChinome_ @pafuentess
5
21 Feb 2019
En chinga a poner un monólogo de @franco_esca, para que se me baje el terror que me género #MiedososPeroSabrosos, al chile que chingue a su madre y tres generaciones más el tipo de los audios de Whatsapp. ¡SE MAMÓ!
@ponchodeanda87, me culie bien feo con tu reaccion.
#HelpMeMom
1
5
13 Aug 2018
2
21 May 2018
The face #MissMarnie gives me when her brother wants to give her kisses, on the face. #helpmemom
1
1
3 May 2018
My 75lb golden-mix dog climbed on my lap during the storm! He's never done that before... #dogsknow #helpmemom
1
30 Nov 2017
I will admit to the Internet that I am behind on these movies and have some serious catching up to do 🙈 #sorryAMsorry #iknowitstragic #helpmemom
La triste historia de esperar un taxi en MAN y que nadie quiera venir para acá 😞😭 #QuieroMiCama #MiPrepreCierre #helpmeMom
1
26 Nov 2017
Auburn fans: apparently they don't want you on the field. Those hedges are deep. Haha. #imstuck #helpmemom #Auburn
2
30 Oct 2017
Sometimes I think I’m all grown up.. and then I have to do something like choose benefits or taxes and I feel like a 👶🏼 #helpmemom
1
8
It's only September and I've eaten eggs for supper for the last 5 days #helpmemom
1
1
11