14 Jul 2025
Sorry about the lack of #hotmessmaps #couchpeloton. They were taking an increasing amount of effort and I was increasingly running out of steam. I loved, and miss, making them.
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29 Oct 2024
Not much creativity there but Iโll fix that. #HotMessMaps
29 Oct 2024
Beginning in Brittany, finishing in Chatel - this is the official route for @LeTourFemmes 2025! ๐
Thoughts? ๐ค
#TDFF2025 | #couchpeloton
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29 Oct 2024
Fetch me my coloured pens. Iโm gonna mess this up. #hotmessmaps
29 Oct 2024
Lille will host the Grand Depart for @LeTour 2025, with Paris returning for the Stage 21 finale! ๐ซ๐ท
Thoughts on the men's route? ๐ค
#TDF2025 | #couchpeloton
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26 Oct 2024
Iโm not sure if Iโm allowed to say anything @giroditaliaโฆ๐๐๐
#HotMessMaps #TheRoutePresentation
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9 Jul 2024
Everything is ok, you wonโt be judged for being late: youโll be judged if the #GirodItaliaWomen doesnโt get one of your beautiful #HotMessMaps ๐ฉท
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29 Jun 2024
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! ๐ To study latest of the #HotMessMaps ๐บ ๐จ ๐ for #TDF2024 To plop down on the #CouchPeloton ๐ for 3 weeks of witty commentary ๐ป๐ฌ ๐คฃ To get pro insights from #SBSTDF ๐๐๐ To dust off emojis, wave the flags ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ซ๐ท To fire up the ๐ฎ for #FRATL ๐๐ค
28 Jun 2024
#TDF HOT MESS MAP 2024 Edition
Your non-pro guide to the wild ride that is Le Tour. Stage-by-stage details, hot tips, & highly accurate facts.
#HotMessMaps #CouchPeloton #TDF2024
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28 Jun 2024
#TDF HOT MESS MAP 2024 Edition
Your non-pro guide to the wild ride that is Le Tour. Stage-by-stage details, hot tips, & highly accurate facts.
#HotMessMaps #CouchPeloton #TDF2024
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19 Jun 2024
Pretty hard to make more of a hot mess of this than it already is but Iโll try. ๐ญ #HotMessMaps
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13 Jun 2024
HotMessMaps do indeed take pride of place. Even the poupees have one in the pink chateau. I'm sure @reallyspoketome is getting the highlighters ready.
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This is one of the reasons we appreciate the #hotmessmaps - everything we need to know in one succinct summary.
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6 May 2024
So many great #tourgran insights were shared with us ๐ ๐ข RIP. Sorry to hear this news ๐ฅฒ #HotMessMaps respect ๐ซก
5 May 2024
Special Edition Giro #HotMessMaps in honour of #tourgran, legend of the #couchpeloton.
If she was the only one to have ever seen it, I would have still made it just for her. Always my most important audience and wonโt be forgotten.
With ๐@danyadoi
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5 May 2024
Special Edition Giro #HotMessMaps in honour of #tourgran, legend of the #couchpeloton.
If she was the only one to have ever seen it, I would have still made it just for her. Always my most important audience and wonโt be forgotten.
With ๐@danyadoi
5 May 2024
The gorgeous @reallyspoketome made a special edition of #hotmessmap in honour of #tourgran My heart feels very full. Thank you lovely I am tears but they are good tears #couchpeloton
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3 May 2024
As always the #hotmessmaps are just free fan art and not for commercial purposes. Feel free to print or save it! If you like it, consider a donation to Gino Mader's favourite charity @justdiggit, or to @Qhubeka.
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