THE FABIAN SOCIALIST ALP IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A NEW SHOW ON THE ABC.
THE ALP WANTS A NEW LEADER.
ONLY FVCK HEADS NEEED ONLY APPLY, YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE CHECKED.
THE FABIAN SOCIALIST ALB@NOMICS ALP GOVERNMENT NOTICE OF UP-COMING BBQ.
JUST BEFORE WE LOSE THE NEXT ELECTION.
RSVP.
E MAIL.
dreammare@sex.at.myplace.com.us
POSTAL ADDRESS.
CRN. 666. PSYOPATH LANE & RED-HOT CHILLI PEPPER ROAD.
CANBERRA.
ONLY HEALTHY FOOD TO MUST CONSUMED IN OUTDOOR EATING AREA.
O.H & S COMPLIANT.
TO HAVE MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM BBQ YOU MUST BE A PAYED UP CAR CARRYING MEMBER OF THE ALP.
BBQ MUST ONLY BE USED ON DAYS WHEN COOKING SMOKE AND OR CO2 DOES NOT BLOW BACK INTO OUTDOOR EATING AREA.
BBQ MUST ONLY BE OPERATED WITH NO ADDED FAT OR COOKING OIL. THIS WILL REDUCE OF CO2 AND THE HIGH RISK OF FIRE AND OR SMOKE.
A FIRE CO2 EXTINGUISHER MUST BE HELD BY THE FIRE WARDEN (COMRADE B@WEN) AND BE READY FOR USE WHILE BBQ IS IN USE.
THE SAFETY OFFICER ASSISTANTS (COMRADS Mr. FAT WATT & PLENTY WRONG) WILL OVERSEES THIS VERY IMPORTANT TASK.
A CURRENT GAS CERTIFICATE FOR GAS BOTTLE & BBQ IS TO BE ON DISPLAY IN OUTDOOR EATING AREA.
ANY SPARE GAS BOTTLES MUST BE STORED AWAY FROM BBQ IN A WELL-VENTILATED AREA.
BEFORE START OF BBQ THE SAFTY OFFICER IS TO PLACE A GREENS TWITTY BIRD ON A STAND NEAR BBQ. IF A GREENS TWITTY BIRD IS FOUND DEAD ON THE BOTTOM OF CAGE THE SAFTY OFFICER WILL SOUND HIS WIISTLE SHARPLY 3 TIMES.
THEN WITHOUT DELAY, THE SAFETY OFFICER WILL EXTINGUISH THE BBQ.
THIS IS TO ENSURE THERE IS NO DANGER OF ANY EXPOSURE TO ANY DANGEROUS GASSES AND OR CO2 EMITTED FROM BBQ.
CCTV CAMERA’S WITH SOUND RECORDING WILL MONITOR THE ENJOYMENT OF MEMBERS THAT STILL HAVE A FEDERAL SEAT AND NOT YET RESINGED THEIR SEAT IN BBQ AREA.
THE ABC WILL BE LIVE STREAMING THIS INPORTANT BBQ EVENT.
SO, REMEMBER YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TALK, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY COULD OFFEND SOME ABC VIEWERS.
BETTY BOOP FROM H.R (COMRADE TANYA PLISAFVCK), WHO EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, WILL THEN EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THE SAYING ---- STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME.
SHE IS ALSO IN CHARGE OF THE DRINKS OF CELEBRATION C@KE, & ICE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.
DURING BBQ YOU MAY NOTICE PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT AT LAST BBQ.
SEE BETTY BOOP (COMRADE TANIA PLISAFVCK) FROM H.R AS SHE TAKES BETS ON THE ODDS OF WHO WILL NOT BE AT NEXT BBQ.
BEAN COUNTERS (COMRADE Mr. CH@MBERS & ARROGANT PRICK) WILL AWARD A $2 PRIZE TO THE LUCKY WINNER OF GUESS THE NUMBER OF JELLYBEANS IN THE SNAKE OIL, SPIN BOTTLE.
SORRY PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY WITH HEHOR CANNOT BE PLAYED TILL AFTER ENJOYMENT OF BBQ AS THE RAIN FROM THE STORM CLOUDS ABOVE DONKEY WILL EXTINGUISH THE BBQ.
AND THE REAL DANGER OF A LIGHTNING STRIKES FROM THUNDER CLOUDS IS A MAJOR SAFTY HAZZARD.
COMRADES AFTER ENJOYMENT OF BBQ, THERE WILL BE GAME’S & SINGING OF KUMBAYA TO A BIT OF DIDGERIDOO & CHANTING OF SOCIALIST ALB@NOMICS GOVERMENT POLICIES.
IF DONKEY HEHOR’S BAD WEATHER CANCELS PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY.
THERE IS ANOTHER POPULAR GAME, COMRADE Mr. CH@MBERS & ARROGANT PRICK WILL PARTICIPATE IN A FABIAN GAME OF SLOWLY, SLOWLY CATCH THE MONKEY.
NEW THIS YEAR THERE IS A PLAY AT ANYTIME INTERTAINMENT FOR YOU TO ENJOY, SEE WHO CAN TELL THE BIGEST LIES.
ARROGANT PRICK, Mr. CH@MBERS, BLACKOUT B@WEN, TANYA PLISAFVCK, AND WILLING ALP MEMBERS WILL DO THERE (A.L.P) PARY TRICKS FOR TITLE OF BEST LIAR WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.
ABC WILL LIVE STREAM THIS THIS IMPORTANT EVENT OF GALLANT FOOLS MAKING A FOOL OF THEMSELVES.
COMRADES, AFTER ENJOYMENT OF BBQ & THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY, THERE WILL THEN BE A CLEAN UP OF OUTDOOR BBQ AREA.
THE SAFETY OFFICER WILL NOTE THIS ACTION AND BLOW THE ALL-CLEAR SAFETY WHISTLE 5 TIMES.
AFTER ENJOYMENT OF BBQ, OVER CONSUMPTION OF FOOD, MAY BE SUSPECTED BY ANY USER OF BBQ. THE USE OF SCALES AND A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR IS A WELL-PROVEN TOOL TO GAUGE WHAT OTHERS MAY BE THINKING.
PLEASE NOTE -THIS PROCEDURE MUST BE PREFORMED AT HOME.
WARNING.
WORK-COVER DOES NOT COVER THE SUDDEN DISCOVERY OF REALITY.
AFTER THE ENJOYMENT OF BBQ SOME TIME LATTER, ANY CONPLANTS RECEIVED ABOUT BBQ MUST BE FLUSHED DOWN THE UN-SEX TOILET WITHOUT DELAY.
IN ADDITION.
NO SMOKING.