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Do *not* use embassy for low level sync and tight loops, you do NOT need ASYNC, you javascripters
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Stop doing things client side, you damn dirty javascripters. Logic belongs on the server!
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JS/TS界隈で言うと、またWeJSみたいなやつが行われるようになったらよさそう We Are JavaScripters! - connpass wajs.connpass.com/
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We have incredible tools for code generation and yet nearly every dev tools company is still simping for JavaScripters just as they have for the past decade.
I must admit that nothing about computers, since I'm in love with the field, was so uninteresting as the Javascript different fashions, waves, frameworks, rewrites, hypes. And I'm one that loves almost every shit programming related.
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Hoje decidi dar uma revivida no javascripters, fazia muitos meses que não mexia e tinha esquecido mt coisa da sintaxe então fiz a famosa lista de tarefas pra relembrar, não é o melhor código do mundo, mas com certeza um dos piores 👍 ps: (preguiça de localStorage e UUID)
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Replying to @Matt_Pinner
The Somalian JavaScripters @SparticusGunder
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JavaScripters鯖経由でスパムDM来て草 通報&ブロックが安牌
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16 Dec 2025
Replying to @CJHandmer
The javascripters will someday pay for their (our) crimes.
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Replying to @planefag
Rome fell because it didn't import 8 billion Indian javascripters
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15 Nov 2025
Replying to @osouzajefferson
Porque vocês JavaScripters são tão bitolados com essas questões técnicas da linguagem? Não seria melhor aprender Compilers e interpreters?
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Replying to @lingodotdev
Typescript is for lazy Javascripters. Lol, just teasing, kinda.
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4 Nov 2025
Replying to @joshmanders
Real Javascripters don’t know how to process.env this or wait is import.meta? No it’s definitely window.VAR. Or maybe…global.VAR No it’s globalThis for sure.
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Rustaceans. Pythonistas. Javascripters. Welcome home. 👋 Building on the open internet shouldn't require you to abandon your craft or your favorite creative environment. We've forged a single, universal instrument that unlocks our network's full potential for all of you. A master toolkit for a polyglot future. 🧰🔑 Your language, your logic, your libraries—now a native force for building what's next. ✨ #Python #Rust #CubaneSpace
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3 Sep 2025
Replying to @thdxr
Javascripters vibecoded too hard and generated so much slop that collapsed into a singularity, resulting in a spontaneous black-hole. It pulled over the event horizon and out of existence in this timeline. It is not too late to stop it...
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Guilds are a core tenet of competence. Competence is one of the five pillars of Anglofuturism. Bring back guilds! And nothing to stop us having guilds for the digital age. Why not the Guild of Master Javascripters or the Guild of Ethical Hackers? 😃
Guilds maintained the dignity of work They ensured that the master craftsman was protected and acknowledged by preventing cheap and low quality goods entering local markets The provided a pathway for the labourer while protecting communities and their cultures Bring them back!
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the new taskbar really look like it was made by junior javascripters, only 3 years later the devices popup stopped lagging when opened. new settings panels are better than w10s (still incomplete). otherwise its the same system.
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JavaScripters JavaScripting
This is a big reason I don't enjoy JavaScript—why is there 5 different ways to install a package? In Ruby we run `bundle add $PACKAGE` and that's it. When people don't agree on packaging, they resolve it via PRs in `bundle` instead of creating more package managers.
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Replying to @dyz_er @devruso
Hasta a los javascripters nos salen ofertas en java
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local community of javascripters is so easy to conquer. They keep silence in awe once they realize a Computer Scientist has blessed them with an enlightening speech on the topic of PLT
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