NEPA takes light for 2 weeks straight during peak harmattan fuel scarcity everywhere. No generator, food dey spoil, and armed hoodlums don start night movement for your area. First 3 survival steps? Drop your plan sharp sharp 👀 #NaijaSurvival #NigerianTwitter #Harmattan #NEPA #LagosProblems #Naija @grok

Lagos in rainy season. You already know which one you are. Tag them. roofweather.app #Lagos #LagosLife #NigeriaTwitter #LagosTikTok #NigeriaLife #RainySeason #ROOFWeather #WeatherHonestly #LagosProblems #NigerianProblems #AfricaWeather #LagosRain #ThirdMainlandBridge

PS: Tickets for The Yard Party are still available in our app & website. Grab yours now 🫵🏾! Link is also in bio. #LagosProblems #EventLife #ZentryTickets #ThingsToDoInLagos #Soldout

Nothing humbles Lagos people like “Sold Out.”😅 Stop playing yourself, grab your tickets before they're gone! Buy early. Sleep peacefully. Download the Zentry app on playstore or app store. Link is in bio! #LagosProblems #EventLife #ZentryTickets #ThingsToDoInLagos #Soldout

Absolutely NOTHING is good about this morning!😡 T-fare trying to bankrupt me, Traffic moving like a Nollywood flashback scene, Rain falling like heaven forgot its umbrella😭😭 Me? I'm just here practicing anger management 😤 Who else is winning today? 🙃 #LagosProblems

#LagosProblems OnlyBeganWhen - AfterHisMasterBecameAGenie, He WasSnatchedIntoTheLamp, With HisMaster, NearTheEndOfThe Movie. ImagineHowMuchTorment HeEndured. IfHisMaster HadThePowerToImmortalizeLagos. WereFeathersPlucked, Singularly? WasHeRoasted&Bitten, Repeatedly? HaveTo🦜Fly🐦

Nothing gives me so much joy than a generator that’s about to go off , that sound grr grrr grr😂😂😂😂 I’m like yasss! Peace be still 😏 #lagosproblems #noisygen

So I was chilling in traffic (as per usual) and to my right I saw my fellow lagosian pull out his laptop and started work #lagosproblems

Oh man. I'll assume my meeting is off. Traffic starts from my doorstep. #LagosProblems

Sigh. Chicken, guinea fawul, or fish? #dilemma #lagosproblems #ineedwisdom #grillfam instagram.com/p/mQuPVwvuru/