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ppl and is into some weird shit and likes to get bloody and gruesomely kill ppl but also like a lightswitch he will be immediately icked out and disassociate from it. his god complex and childhood trauma is to blame for this weird dichotomy, ty arm pit walk for makinf me
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Replying to @JavierBlas
The logistics for getting all the ships out of the Gulf that are currently trapped is significant. It's compounded by managing storage facilities and pipelines nearing critical minimums. It's nice to pretend this is like turning a lightswitch back on, but it's not. And for the next 6 months or so, the process is subject to hostile or counterproductive interference from Israel, from Hamas, & from various actors within Iran and possibly other Gulf States. Not easy easy, no matter how much many folks wish and pretend it's so.
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Replying to @hellspatisserie
Combination of otherwise ordinary household features befuddles non-Brit. Lightswitch? Easy. Socket? With my eyes closed. Socket that requires a switch to turn on? Nah fam, you need a PhD to operate this contraption.
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mmesse you know those two are liike on and off lieka lightswitch
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This is hypothetical, I believe I know the answer. Trump has told us several times, that Human/Child/Sex Trafficking is a bigger business than Drug Trafficking... let that sink in. Why did the world turn on Trump like a lightswitch being flipped? Hope people think.
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I have this cool lightswitch here that came with the house. :) πŸ’‘
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flippant with your trauma as most people are a damn lightswitch. (* Words spill out. The dam has been broken and he can't seem to reel it back in. Standing, pacing, impassioned. ) You say that he would have bitten attacked anyone, but he TURNED ME, Lestat! Why after
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i got up to turn my lights on and there was a big ass spider near the lightswitch
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…I guess it would be possible if I got up one night and accidentally stuck my finger into the broken lightswitch and electrocuted myself.
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Replying to @Giant_Loser_
lightswitch? ❌ lightstick βœ…βœ…βœ…
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I'd love to see Israel actually try. We could turn them off like a lightswitch you fucking dolt.
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Replying to @ApollaSpirit
Only if you sing the chorus of Lightswitch by Charlie Puth when I do πŸ˜‚ I’m not sorry for loving your singing voice! You sing like an Angel πŸ₯° and I’d happily break you like a glow stick
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Cute and polite until we get you into the bedroom Trust... Its like a lightswitch 😈
why do british people sound so polite they could tell me they want to fuck me up and still be cute
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Replying to @LyndaxyArt
LIGHTSWITCH RAVE!!!

ALT The Cheat throwing a lightswitch rave.

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Replying to @Hot_Pepper76
The part you talk into doubled. Also, lightswitch "off" but light on
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Replying to @HomerFan1738
Noelle would be the kid that arrives 1 hour early and is just, kinda there in the darkness looking polite before the teacher comes and presses on the lightswitch.
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Replying to @loftsryan01
"Hhhmm...lightswitch?"
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