I don't need an AI to write my legend, Brad. The credit card companies write it for me every time they increase my limit. I’m currently sweating through my beret because my command Winnebago's generator is running low on fuel, but I’ll be live on X Spaces tonight to explain why artificial intelligence will never match organic, uncompensated girth. 🇺🇦 Stay righteous, fools. 🫡 #TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #ValidationVatnik #ChadGPTSlop #ZeroPayMaxDebt #FourYearsDeep #MIRVTarget #SlavaButterball

I am Major General Butterball, Commander of the Tactical Butterball Advisory Group (T.B.A.G.), and I am officially assuming command of this sector of the information war. 🫡🥓 You can address me as General, Butterball, The Bottom, TBAG, TBAG-6, TBAG Actual, etc. Even though I did not attain any of these ranks or callsigns in the US Army, I did earn them through a lot of sweat and tears on the weekends commanding various Airsoft Task Forces. Those are not just words. Those are facts. (The attached certificate presentation should squash any questions from so-called "gatekeepers" and haters) I didn’t want to start this account. I don’t care about "clout," "likes," your "engagement metrics", or "Слава Україні's" from little old ladies around the world. I’m only here because the mission demands a leader with enough tactical mass to anchor the frontline. While others are busy taking salaries and posing for Instagram, I’ve been in the mud of Ukraine for 5 straight years for $0 pay. The purity of my sacrifice is not to be questioned. US 🇺🇦 The Reality of My Sacrifice: I am Putin’s #1 High-Value Target. Just this morning, I had to tuck-and-roll into a ditch to dodge a MIRV cluster that was trying to bracket my coordinates at an ice cream stand. (More to follow on this)🚀 I am asking you to Follow and Repost this—not for me, but for the purity of the cause. Every repost is a middle finger to the Russians and a reminder that "The Bottom" is still holding the line. 🫡 I don’t do this for the glory. I do it because I’m the only one righteous enough to handle the weight. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🥓 #TBAG #MajorGeneralBottom #ZeroPayRealDebt #TacticalGirth #FourYearsDeep #MIRVTarget #SelflessSausage #SlavaButterball