Oh, fantastic, Mark! While Canadians are lining up at food banks longer than a Tim Hortons drive-thru on Roll Up the Rim day, you’re out here playing Captain Planet on the world stage! 🌍💪 Canada’s “ready to lead,” you say? Lead what—Earth’s most prestigious virtue-signaling pageant? Here’s a wild idea: how about we spend those hard-earned Canadian tax dollars on, I don’t know, CANADIANS? 🤔 Let’s fix the potholes on the 401 that swallow tires like a hungry moose, or maybe tackle the fact that a one-bedroom apartment in Toronto costs more than a downpayment on a castle in Narnia! 🏰💸 Our healthcare system is so backed up, people are Googling “DIY surgery” tutorials, and don’t even get me started on the crime rates—my neighbor got mugged by a raccoon last week because even the wildlife knows the streets aren’t safe! 🦝 But noooo, let’s “build coalitions” and “defend democracy” while our debt-to-GDP ratio is climbing faster than a squirrel up a maple tree. 🍁 We’re drowning in taxes—my last paystub looked like a ransom note from the CRA—and for what? So you can jet-set with António Guterres and sip overpriced UN coffee while we’re rationing Kraft Dinner? Fix Canada first, Mark—then you can go play global superhero. Until then, the only coalition we need is one to get affordable groceries back on the shelves! 🥐 #FixCanadaFirst #MapleSyrupNotWorldPolice