One day, you are here. The next, you are not. The chairs multiply and the words lose their meaning. But today, you are a master. A master of a small, spotted beast. A medieval beast, no less, and a declaration of ownership. The absurdity of it all. As if a human could own a cat. It’s an exercise in futility, a statement of powerlessness disguised as a declaration of power.
This shirt is for the ones who know the truth: that we are all merely guests in our own homes, subject to the whims of a four-legged overlord. The cat owns you. You merely provide the food. Wear this testament to the grand cosmic joke, this document of defeat disguised as a victory. Find the decree here: zazzle.com/medieval_cat_owne…#CatOwnership#MedievalStyle
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