Mar 13
Oh, Governor Tina Kotek, you glittering beacon of election-year desperation!
Dropping that Planned Parenthood thirst trap like it’s going to save your sinking ship—chef’s kiss. “Grateful for their endorsement and partnership”? Darling, that’s not gratitude; that’s a full-on public marriage proposal to the biggest recipient of your state’s blood money. We get it: without their cash and their army of screeching campus radicals, your campaign war chest would be emptier than an Oregon maternity ward after your policies get done.
“Reproductive freedom is a fundamental right.”
Said the woman who thinks “freedom” means the right to choose death for someone else, but zero freedom for taxpayers who don’t want to bankroll it. Fundamental rights apparently don’t include breathing for the little ones you price-tag at “affordable access.” Deep thoughts from the governor who’s presided over Oregon becoming the West Coast’s abortion tourism capital. Congrats on that tourism boom, by the way—nothing says “Visit Oregon!” like billboards for late-term specials.
And the Oscar-worthy line: “I’ve stood up to Donald Trump’s attacks.”
Stood up? Sweetheart, you’ve been hiding under the Planned Parenthood desk since Dobbs dropped. Trump’s out here crushing it nationally while you’re reduced to recycling 2020 talking points like a broken record in a nursing home. You didn’t stand up to him—you just stood in front of a mirror practicing your most outraged face for the next donor Zoom call.
This is March 2026, Tina. The midterms are barreling down like a freight train with “Recall Kotek” spray-painted on the side. Oregonians are staring at $6 gas, needles in the parks, businesses bolting for Idaho, and kids who can’t read but sure can get an abortion without parental consent on your dime. Your “fight” isn’t noble; it’s a frantic scramble to distract from the absolute catastrophe you’ve engineered.
So keep simping for Planned Parenthood. Keep tweeting your little abortion fanfiction. The rest of us are already out there—knocking doors in Hillsboro, Beaverton, Medford, everywhere you thought was safe blue territory. We’re not asking for permission anymore. We’re coming to defund your death cult, protect the innocent, and send you packing back to whatever progressive think tank will still take your calls.
November’s going to feel like judgment day for career politicians who thought “reproductive freedom” was a winning slogan while the state burned. Spoiler: it’s not.
Game over, Governor. Your endorsement photo-op just became your campaign obituary.
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