One thing I fantasize about is dating a girl who has fun hobbies like pottery. She convinces me to join her, and at first I act like I’m not interested. But then the day finally comes, and I’m low-key excited.
She’s making videos of us in our matching outfits, looking fly, and when we get to the venue, I’m still pretending I don’t really care about the event. Then 20 minutes in, I’m completely locked in. I start moulding this pot like my life depends on it while jamming to Olivia Dean.
I mould my pot, paint it, watermark my name on it, then take it home and put it on the shelf like a trophy 😂
Then she gets to sit on my face 👀