There is little that won’t be replaced by #AI. However, #Personalities cannot be replaced by #ArtificialIntelligence. Develop multiple personalities using #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese and #PersonalityVirtualization!

This is simply possible! Never heard of #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese? It's the #PersonalityVirtualization platform par excellence! All instances are connected via the #VirtualMastermind bus and nothing stands in the way of partially renting out your brain except yourself.

It pisses me off that #Agile and #Scrum have degenerated into some kind of homogeneous #cheese. #AgileCheese is unique and makes Agile a delight through its heterogeneous features, like #PersonalityVirtualization: You can be anyone but always yourself, an #AgileMe!

Stop calling services products! This is like saying that the #Increment in #Scrum and the #Sprint are the same thing. #AgileCheese, is the most #agile #cheese, because with #PersonalityVirtualization even an #individual doesn't have to be the same, it can be different.

Individuals and interactions over processes and tools Good tools are a necessity to be able to become #agile. So many systems teams can't become agile because they lack the right tools. #AgileCheese is the #cheese that gives you individuals as tools: #PersonalityVirtualization

Prediction: the #ServiceMesh hype will come and go, like #Microservices. The only technology to survive 'em all is #PersonalityVirtualization, inside #agile #cheese, a.k.a #AgileCheese.

@KenSchwaber is not quite as good an #agile teacher as Jeff! Jeff Lebowski, shows in all complex situations, the most agile attitude possible to keep the #cheese rolling. That's why #AgileCheese now provides a virtual copy of #TheDude in its #PersonalityVirtualization.

Video chats are perfect for distributed #DevTeam. If you can see #emotions, you can communicate much better. Co-location is not necessary. But you can also exchange thoughts directly through #PersonalityVirtualization with #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese.

I have to remind you again: You cannot overestimate the potential of #PersonalityVirtualization! Just do it! #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese, ensures that #teams are always co-located. Most of them even live in the same physical body.

A #team is much more effective than an individual. The best example is #SixThinkingHats: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Th… When working alone, #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese recommends #AtomicSixThinkingHats: Just run 6 personalities in your brain using #PersonalityVirtualization.

#AtomicScrum uses max. 2 day sprints to ensure continuous delivery. Combined with #PersonalityVirtualization, as proven by #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese, a single person #AtomicScrumTeam still gets a dozen stories done each sprint. Easily.

Beginners should use time boxes to realize #PersonalityVirtualization. In this case, #AgileCheese a.k.a. #agile #cheese recommends: switch your personality at most 4 times per hour!

Let me explain the concept of #PersonalityVirtualization: Just like multiple virtual machines running simultaneously on one computer, you can run multiple personalities on your brain at the same time. Try it! It's awesome! It's as awesome as #AgileCheese, a.k.a. #agile #cheese.