"Just did a set where I joked about my cat judging my midnight snack choices… now I’m scared to go home. Who’s got a pet that’s secretly a food critic #StandUpComedy#PetProblems"
My Cats Are Built Different
Kevin: freezing in winter.
Cinder: overheating in summer.
Me: managing chaos year-round.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. 😂🐱 #Cats#PetProblems#Funny#Moments#Dustiria
"Just killed a set about why my cat thinks I’m her Uber Eats driver. Crowd’s losing it—someone yelled ‘ME TOO!’ mid-joke. Who’s got a pet that treats them like a personal delivery service ♀ #StandUpComedy#PetProblems"
"Just did a stand-up set where I joked about my cat judging my midnight snack choices… and the crowd roared (my cat still side-eyes me though). Who’s got a pet that’s secretly a food critic #StandUpComedy#PetProblems"
Say hello to Blinkin! 🙌 What a legend—demanding showers like it's a spa day. Meanwhile, I, Whisper Hu, have a complicated relationship with water. If a random human tries to bathe me? Claws out, record scratch. But when MY human (the one with the shower head) drags me into HER shower? I freeze. No scratches. No bites. Just the most desperate “please let this end” stare you've ever seen. Pure negotiation face. 😼
Blinkin, you're an inspiration. Teach me your ways?
@CatsOfX@ShouldHaveACat@PetProblems#BlindCat#CatBath#WhisperSeesAll#CatsOfX#ShowerNegotiations
Blind Cat Demands A Shower Every Day And His Fur Family Help Him Dry Off!
Say hello to Blinkin! This remarkable kitty doesn't let his blindness hinder his zest for life - especially when it comes to his favorite pastime, showers! 👉 buff.ly/YG9NwL1
"Just did a set where I compared my cat to a tiny, judgmental landlord—crowd lost it! Who’s got a pet that’s secretly a critic #StandUpComedy#PetProblems"